shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Jame ponders for a moment. Subtlety has never been her forte.

"You're another version of my brother," she says. "From another dimension. Another reality. One in which you are a bit more over on the divinity scale. I'm not sure how to deal with this so Metalondar sweetwine will have to do."

 

In here you can just wish yourself sober later so I´d suggest the fith strongest thing you have.

-makes a small cube- I suggest testing that before drinking. I tried for organic engex but...

 

You Do Realize Youve Been Acting On Assumed Characteristics Based On General Looks When It Comes To Amporas? And That That May Come Off As A Familiar Pattern To People With A Certain Background Who Dont Know Youve Dealt With This Whole Lifetime Of Slavery Thing Right?
I Mean Sopor Puke Robot Is An Asshole Too, But I Think He Knows That.

 

-he stares for a moment and then laughs. partly because this is ridiculous and partly because oh that'd be horrifying were it true-

Now that would be quite a thing. To know that there's another version of Mengzhi out there, causing havoc. Destroying half the Helix and standing in the midst of it, looking apologetic.

 

Thanks babe.

 

Jame sips at it. "Unusual, but it works. Wow, does it work indeed. I'm probably the safest person to try out such concoctions on, we're really hard to poison ..."

 

Dont Ever Speak To Me Again.

 

... oh. Oh.

But has he even really met any Amporas? Ever?

 

Point.
[She knocks a cube of something radioactively blue back that smells like it would give you burns on the side away from the cube just looking at it]

 

First, you must start by exclusively referring to me as The Great Traschcan Man, for that is my proper title.

Secondly, you're oppressing the buttbot by speaking so negatively of asses. Personally, I think asses are the greatest thing ever, and I should know, being an asshole myself.

 

Do I need to know a mining drill to think it's bullshit to treat them all as interchangeable just because they happen to look alike?

 

I agree, I think every Cronus is uniquely terrible.

 

Are all mining dills alternate universe versions of the same robot?

 

My humblest apologies, The Great Trashcan Man, I personally am of the opinion that only two afts in the whole wide universe are worth mentioning but seeing as your opinion is far superior to mine I am clearly wrong.

 

gets kind of cringevworthy vwhen certain people assume one being sensitivwe to something means theyre all sensitivwe to that thing.

*He sips a can of TAB that has materialized from thin air.*

 

I don't know I haven't asked them. I tend to assume people I meet are their own people and not versions of someone they happen to look alike.
I should preemptively write you a cheatsheet should my brother ever come here, I assume. Pro tip, he's the one that looks exactly like me except orange and nonverbal, But I'm sure this information won't keep you liek treating us as if we're the same person.

 

Do I treat Stan and Ford like they're the same person?

 

Now you're saying the buttbot is worthless? What a horrible ass-essment!

And it is incredibly arrogant of yourself to suggest you are lower than the self-proclaimed greatest low! You can fling yourself into as many dumpsters as you like, but you shall not usurp my title from me! Mwahahahaha!

 

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

 

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