shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

And yes, I recognize the hypocrisy of this. Processors are ridiculous.

 

-and now the other two faces are gone. his four sets of arms have been reduced to a single set. he no longer looks like a statue of living marble. he has been reduced to his courtesy form out of nerves. he looks quite like a regular human now. a very perfectly pretty one but a human-

That's the nickname I gave her. Because she can't pronounce the English word jam properly.

What is your brother's name? Just to be certain. Though I suppose that we're honestly reaching the point of certainty and at this rate I'll learn that name of yours comes out as "Dreamweaver" in English. Still, we may as well be thorough before we get into a fight.

 

I hate earth so much.

 

whys it even MATTER, anyways.

 

Polish my shiny aft ;P

No. Seeker frame type.

 

THE ENTIRE POINT OF GEMS LOOKING LIKE EACH OTHER IS THAT THEYRE ALL THE SAME.

HUMANS SLASH ASSORTED ARE STUPID.

 

"My brother is Torisen, called Tori. And no, Jamethiel doesn't mean 'Dreamweaver', but that is one of my mother's epithets and one I can claim, though I generally use 'Priests'-bane'."

 

The robots think you're a race or siblings or something, but you're not! You're not! You're really not!

Millionlets, then?

 

why cant we be a race, huh?

 

I'm not a... what's the word for someone who studies multiversal mechanics? [He shrugs.] Anyway. This place is weird as the Pits, I'm not going to argue this particular case. Just... trying to give you some idea of why he's reacting like this beyond 'Scanner's a wreck who likes antagonizing people'.

 

[squeaks and scampers to hide]

 

I'm not sure anyone disbelieves you on that point, though feel free to correct me. I believe the objection is to treating alternate versions of people as if they are all complicit in each other's actions. Different things happening to people changes them. Wasn't @the author speaks just saying there's another version of him who acts quite differently?

 

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Bei Heihe, though she calls me "Tori" or "Little Bird". Which has sadly caught on with a friend of mine as well.

-sighs as he thinks of grimly. damn him. colluding with mengzhi. COLLUDING-

 

-burst out laughing- I meant, technically, yes.

 

No fragger. Frame types are frametypes. Not every damn radar is my twin, but Sensorsweep happens to be.
It's like if I treated every genie as if they are exactly as big of a glitch as you.

C'mon everyone needs a hobby.

 

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Seekers are a gross incestuous bunch of weirdos pass it on.

 

Are me and little me and clone me a race in ourselves? No, 'cause that would be stupid!

But I know what the Cronii are! And so does Ford! And Valiska! Why do you guys think I'm crazy?

But all the Cronii I've met are assholes! They are!

A glitch? So, you do think I'm crazy?!

 

youre an asshole, how do you know YOURE not a knockoff of me?

 

Uh, Norm I don't think anyone is meaning to call you, uh, crazy? You're not. Um, really really not.

 

Ask Venture, I'm not interested in exhibitionism.

Certain alt-modes require certain kibble to be arranged in quantifiable patterns; they can't be said to be related to each other like born mechs can, but often faced the same sort of discrimination built mechs did. Seekers aren't the best example-- their status as aerial commanders and relative rarity kept them from the worst of everything-- but, say, racers or winddancers would be treated just as interchangeably as coldcon mining equipment.