shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Strascream has exited the Rave because he is not dealing with any of this today-

 

The colloquialism we use is Shattered Glass universe equivalent.
Look, yknow what, if I gotta scar someone for life it's gonna be the cons.

Spoiler: These two are the same mech you are welcome

 

You can! I can't! I mean, I can, I guess, trinemates aren't technically amicae, but that doesn't make it any less rude for me to be coming at you like that when you're mid-freakout.

I don't know, okay? I'm just throwing slag at the wall until something sticks, and it looks like Marcus is better at this anyway! All I have are guesses and what helps my trinemates when they freak out, which might not even help you!

 

... It hurts

 

-stares in horror- What is THAT?

 

*Quiet frown.*

 

Same mech? Not a mech and its mirror counterpart from the same universe?

I wasn't reading it as romantic! And I don't know either!

 

Has to be from another universe because the first one is my boss, and I would remember seeing the...other one.

 

That's different than how Anti-Fairies work.

 

Shit dude, sorry. Didn't see you there.

 

having never met a fairy or anti-fairy, i have to take your word for it.

 

Parallel (Mirror) Universe equivalent.

Sir Soundwave is totally righteous dude I don't know what you're so upset about.

 

vwhat? no, i vwasnt trying to bother you or anything. sorry.

 

No, seriously, it's okay. That was my bad.

 

Great! So we're both clueless and I have somehow miraculously avoided being a rude fragstick in this one particular instance! Totally solving problems here! [Eclipse drags his hands down his face.]

...ugh. Sorry. Don't mind me, one freakout at a time. Will you believe me if I say I don't think you're any crazier than anyone else who survived slavery, and that I'm not just saying that to be polite?

 

*sighs* Yeah. I can believe that.

 

-gives him a Look-

 

Okay. Great. 'Cause I don't think you're any crazier than anyone else with our kind of trauma, which admittedly can frag someone up all on its own.

...so. I showed up to try and explain why the conversation about alt-selves and personhood might freak a Cybertronian (or... frag, do MTOs count as Cybertronian if they were built in space?) out, even if you weren't actually trying to say that copies of the same person are interchangeable. Am I right if I summarize your side of the argument as "all of the Cronii here so far have been afts, so it doesn't seem too out there to assume the pattern will continue"?

 

Spoiler: GIF

 

HEY HEY pay attention to me so I can pay attention to you!

Spoiler: GIF