shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

=(] ahhh.......hes shuddering in fear
=(] that is.......that is such a 7ove7y reaction
=(] to being told the c7owns are around
=(] i can hard7y wait.......hard7y wait at a77.......
=[) TO 6ASH YOUR FUCKIIIIIIN' SKULL IIIIIIN!!!!!!
=[) HEY
=[) HEY DUALSCAR
=[) DO YOU KNOW THAT SQUISHY SOUND
=[) THAT SQUISHY SOUND SOMEONE'S ENTRAILS MAKE WHEN YOU MUSH THEM AND STRETCH THEM AROUND?
=[) THAT'S GONNA 6E YOUR COLLAPSING AND EXPANDING 6LADDER 6ASED AQUATIC VASCULAR SYSTEM WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT

 

*He's suffering.*

 

Too late!

 

-she picks her head up at 'violet friend' because paranoia never stops being a friend, but plonks it back down. She's apparently holding a conversation with the 'stars' she mentioned. It's not very coherent-

 

Holy phuck theres a lotta coldbloods in here.

 

-covers his ears and sings a chorus of "nope"s-

 

I just woke up in the real world, that's what happened. I wasn't trying to frag off.

And you didn't win the argument, Scanner, dude. I mean, yeah, I see where you're coming from and I can't really fault you for feeling your feelings, but... you haven't actually convinced me not to assume that all the Cronii here are jerks. And you're not gonna.

 

You Get Used To It. Pack A Sweater.

 

I don't know if that makes me want to answer even more, because fuck you, or take pity on you for once because you've also had to deal with the First Most Boring Topic almost as much as I have.

 

So you're basically just gonna straight up state up front you are an unrepetentant asshole, cool.

 

If you mention it you're gonna have to explain it.

 

-pained sound- Point.

 

You know I could be a coldblood too. Thats a possibility. Maybe Im a phuscian whos hemanonymous to keep my skin intact.

 

then id be legally obligated to shoot you in the head to keep the empress safe.

 

Maybe Youre A Fucking Dumbshit, And Maybe Im A Fucking Legislacerator, Are We Done?
Also Sweaters Are Great At Keeping Your Skin Intact So The Tip Is Still Applicable.

 

-poofs an oversized sweater onto Chroma-

 

Valiska pulls herself up to her entire height of five foot spit, then ... does something that makes her look twice her size, even if it's mostly hair standing on end. She stares at the clown and Dualscar. Her teeth are bared. Her eyes are narrow and her ears are set back.

"Cut that shit out. I don't care how you play with your food on your own time, but there are children here."

 

the fuck am i doing, i already got my head bashed in by this crewv once. not planning on letting it happen a second time.

 

Uh, there's teenagers.

-She looks around.-

 

Uh