shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Now imagine the world's ending and every time you try to get in contact with said immortal they have their genitals stuck in someone or thing, or have something highly Improbably stuck in theirs. And feel the need to inform you.

 

You know what, I´ve changed my mind about being an adult. Adults are weird.

 

Yep.

 

=(] ahh.......my apo7ogies
=(] id entire7y forgotten that murder 7acks the significance a7ternia gives it in most a7ien cu7tures
=(] the b7ame for this error 7ies entire7y with me
=(] i shou7d have kept my e7ation in check

 

Spoiler: that was not the point Venture (nsfwish)

that sounds like a great way to get screwed tbh
astral projection interface forever

...dammit now I wanna figure out how to summon Primus :T how dare.

I mean you're not wrong people in general are pretty weird. I'm contractually obligated to not tell you to just become a party animal instead tho.

 

But he did claim that he had switched bodies with her. And that makes it more than a name issue. 'Cause, like, he didn't just claim that he was Damara Megido now 'cause he liked the name - he claimed it 'cause he wanted us to believe he was her in particular. And I reckon he did that for a reason.

And there was another Cronus who pretended to be Eridan Ampora for his own gain, so Cronus-impersonating-another-person-for-his-own-gain really isn't that unprecedented.

 

-pads over and gently noses her- Do you need help standing up?

 

"The Amporas are a spec1f1c type that rose to prom1nence based on the1r ab1l1ty to be assholes, at least on Altern1a." Sunshine shrugs languidly as he saunters in. "Th1s 1s all my fault. 1 told Norm 1 wouldn't have any of them 1n my clade or on my sp1t cha1n. Because 1 won't. And all of the ones who come from that planet where everyone's an Ampora have been assholes, too. QED. Met one from Beforus and he was an asshole too, so wh1le 1t's potent1ally poss1ble that there m1ght be one who 1sn't a flam1ng bag of sh1t encrusted severed bulges...from some alternate un1verse where rustbloods l1ve a thousand years and the sky ra1ns cream soda w1th gumm1 worms...1 would not bet my l1fe on the poss1b1l1ty that 1 had encountered such an 1nd1v1dual."

 

What´s a party animal?

 

someone like me who dodges responsibility at every turn in favor of having fun :P

 

WOW.

W O W.

 

And thank you for keeping to that.

 

You do realize that if this organic is going by Damara you are presumably using the wrong pronoun set, yes?

 

because i AM her. her as in myself. because vwere the same person.

 

Uh
Her, actuallY
I might have a prettY masculine aesthetic going on, and most clowns might be dudes, but I'm still female.
And a fucking cute as shit female to boot.

 

Aint no betting lives dude, it's literally just allowing them the opportunity to prove themselves valveplugs if they're so inclined instead of going "No you can't be a Damara Megido, you have to be Cronus Ampora because I say so".

 

*floats closer to sunshine* *smiles softly* Thanks.

And I don't think it's really your fault, Luck. You just happened to be right, that's all.

... I guess...

*rolls his eyes*

 

Hehehehe. Zome7imez I ge7 you.

*Finger guns*

 

its not a planet.

 

We don't know how or why the body-switching happened; for all we know, that universe's version of Damara instigated it. And unless they come back here-- both of them, in the interests of having the full story-- we can't know for sure.

If one of the Norm-clones, after splitting from you, somehow grew into a complete aft, and someone who'd only met that 'evil' Norm came in and decided not to trust you based on their experiences with him, would you call that fair?

Care to explain a little more? We could all use some clarity, I think.