shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Vulcan raises a finger from where she is sitting slumped over in a corner of the bar with several empty bottles of Faygo that she probably should not have drank so fast!]
As for me I am now in a oitch relationship with FaYgo.
It makes Me thriw up and I hate it but I don't have to thibk about MY problsms this way.

 

-slooooowly- I thought it was supposed to be the other one. Other symbol. Wait no that's booze. That stuff doesn't smell boozey, need to taste it to be sure though.

 

That's just fragging stupid.
[He entirely ignores the fact that his own people tend to carry polities of origin (or the mission they were constructed for) in their name. Hypocrisy who?]

 

[She gives Vali a somewhat annoyed look. Fragging noble-academics. Think they're above everyone and always know what you're really thinking. Aftheads.]

Contrary to what you apparently assume we aren't actually a monolith. Scanner starting a fight and a few members of my crew trying to talk him down by letting him slam his helm against logic and reasoning for a while does not mean we all agree with him. I don't personally think it's likely that she's saying the truth but I also don't think I lose anything by being polite. What a novel concept.

Probably like Aemula Endurae. Fairly rare nowadays.

... Alright yeah that definitely sounds like Aemula Endurae.

 

*smiles at sunshine* Yeah.

*laughs* And it's why I can't take your last name - either of them - if we get married.

 

explain howv the human vwho probably doesnt evwen knowv vwhat a troll is understands the concept of pitch better than the knowv-it-all furry, if its so hard to comprehend.

 

they alvways SAY the lie detector is unriggable, but then youre getting hauled off to the electric chair for something your boyfriend did.

(i should knowv, i vwas the boyfriend.)

 

"Nah, it's very unriggable. Although it can be resisted with an Occlumency, or you can take its antidote so you aren't affected by it--but Veritaserum doesn't have the power to do anything but make you tell the truth," Sloane said, shrugging. "But whatever. Also, what pronouns do you use? Because Damara seems to be a girl from what I'm gathering, so....she or he or they for you?"

 

*Shrug.*

 

-transforms humanoid in order to have thumbs, carefully takes it apart with his clawtips.- What did you do to that?

Mrrrr. Thats weird. -noofs mom, continues to undent very tiny clock-

 

Dunno what happened to it, got it like that from its previous owner. Looks like it deflected a blow.

 

....Where -/he hell am i and how did i ge-/ here
Wha-/ is -/his place

 

Youre either dead or dreaming and either way youre stuck phoever.

 

I'm probably no-/ dead, bu-/ i guess you never know.
As for "s-/uck forever", i'm not going -/o -/rus-/ someone i jus-/ me-/ on -/ha-/. You migh-/ be lying. -/he only reason i accep-/ -/he "dead or dreaming" par-/ is -/ha-/ i-/ kind of makes sense, or a-/ leas-/ as much sense as any o-/her explana-/ion for how i go-/ here.
Sor-/ of s-/range -/o see ano-/her -/roll here, bu-/ comfor-/ing -/oo, i guess.

 

Does this look like a phace thay would lie?

 

(Oneira waves from behind her barcounter, where she still watches Soundwave Minimus work with the pocketwatch)
Hi there. We got Alternian and Beforan trolls, humans from various worlds and epochs, giant space robots aka Transformers, and a bunch of other kinds of aliens. If you're knot dead, you probably won't remember your time here when you wake up again.

 

Yes.

So i'm guessing al-/ernia is ano-/her -/roll plane-/, -/hen? Okay. No-/ sure wha-/ any of -/he o-/hers you men-/ioned are, bu-/ wha-/ever.
....Well, i assume if i'm dead i won'-/ wake up from here, bu-/ if i won'-/ remember being here when i wake up from dreaming, -/hen i guess i-/ doesn'-/ much ma-/-/er which i am for -/he -/ime being.

 

That's the spirit.

 

No Thats The Spirit.
[She points at a bottle of rum]

 

(Oneira gigglesnorts and lobs a bouncy ball in Chroma's direction)