shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Huh. Not very good armour, a watch.

-he overturned an empty energon cube and is using to to lay the gears flat and smooth them out like wrinkled fabric. Then he reshapes the casing with the very tips if his claws and starts carefully putting it back together.-

 

Heh, no. But if it's the difference between getting a bruise and getting skewered, you take it. We organics ushorely don't have nautural armour.
(She watches Soundwave Minimus work with fascination)

 

i don't know where i am or how i got here but no one's shooting at me and i'm only occasionally existentially horrified by weird time shit, so

 

I suppose
....So which are you
Beforan or al-/ernian

 

The better one.
(This is said in complete and utter deadpan)

 

Well people do have special armour for fighting. Stronger than plating. -he´s hung his tail over his shoulder so the light in the tip can help him work, and is putting the watch together with what looks rather like a needle on a metal rod since his claws are too large-
There you go! If it stops working you might need to bring it to a real watchmaker.
-proud kitten.-

 

You maY watn to wait on thst until You recover from thr pie.

What's so strange abiut it?
[Vulcan studies the empty bottles of Faygo thoughtfully]
I reallY must have had too much to dronk, becaYse there os no fucking waY hte newcomer is that fuckigm cute!
[Vulcan is completely oblivious to the fact that she has just vocalized her internal thoughts out loud, and quite loudly. Charming.]

 

-/o me -/ha-/ would mean al-/ernia....-/hough i guess beforus isn'-/ so bad for some people. And also, i know no-/hing abou-/ al-/ernia.
But basically, -/his answer has cleared up no-/hing for me.

I guess i-/'s jus-/ -/ha-/....
Wai-/
"Newcomer" does no-/ mean me, does i-/

 

Thanks a lot! And thank you for letting me watch. If there's anything I can do ferry you, don't hesitate to ask.
Regarding the plating thing, well, there's situations in which overt armor is knot socially acceptable, and fancy clothing that doubles as armour is difficult to make and get.

(Oneira grins.)
Perfect.

 

Zzz...
[Vulcan has realized she has put herself into an awkward situation, and attempts to escape it by feigning having passed out.

This would be more believable were she actually snoring, and not just saying the letter z repeatedly.]

 

Fan-/as-/ic.

....You did mean me
Oh fuck no, i did no-/ -/each everyone back home -/ha-/ i wasn'-/ jus-/ some fucking quadran-/ chew -/oy jus-/ so someone i don'-/ even know could hi-/ on me! You don'-/ even know my name.
Your fake sleep is really unconvincing by -/he way
I know you're awake!
People don'-/ jus-/ say 'z' over and over when -/hey're sleeping, s-/upid. >:/

 

Zzz..? [Vulcan's z's now sound much more strained and confused, and are interrupted by frequent sobbing.]

 

(Oneira grins.)
Hah, good attitude. Stick to it.
The name's Oneira, by the way, Oneira Eluvei. I ushorely troll the bar. If you need a drink, there's alwaves a seat free at the counter or the tables.

 

Aw, fucking--don'-/ cry....
(she sighs)
I'm sorry, all righ-/? Limebloods back home have a job -/ha-/'s made me kind of wary of quadran-/s. Or people hi-/-/ing on me. Or being a-/-/rac-/ed -/o me a-/ all. I didn'-/ mean -/o -/ake i-/ ou-/ on you. Uh. Do you have a moirail you can -/alk -/o? If no-/ i can always give you paps or a hug or some-/hing, i guess. (the last sentence sounds a bit strained; Sloane's not exactly fond of doing quadrant things for anyone, ever, let alone someone she just met, but it is her fault this troll is crying....)
....Bu-/ i do know you're no-/ sleeping. Especially now -/ha-/ you're, uh, crying in be-/ween z's.

Nice -/o mee-/ you, i -/hink
I'm sloane ryyder
No-/ exac-/ly big on drinking myself, bu-/ i'll keep -/he offer in mind.

 

Got coffee, too.

 

Now -/ha-/ is an en-/icing offer. Coffee is pre-/-/y much my lifeblood.

 

I'm sorrY I didm't mean to saY that out loud adn I didn't kmow You were a limevlood or thsf limes had that kindw role on Beforus.
I don'Y want You to touch Mw if it mqkes You uncomfprtable.
I'm jusY sad and lonelY and Yhought to Mtself that You're cute.
I'm gogna go fibd somewhete else to drink I don'r wanna bother You anYmore.

 

You're no-/ bo-/hering me, and i'm sorry for freaking ou-/, i didn'-/ realize -/hings were differen-/ where you're from and i'm very used -/o o-/her -/rolls viewing me as a play-/hing or objec-/, and i don'-/ -/hink -/ha-/ was your in-/en-/ion....i overreac-/ed, so. Sorry.
-/hank you for considering my feelings in spi-/e of my offer. -/ha-/ said, you seem a bi-/....drunk, or some-/hing, so maybe you should s-/op drinking for a bi-/. We can -/alk if you wan-/? (Sloane sounds considerably more comfortable with offering to talk; talking is something anyone can do, after all, and isn't inherently linked to quadrants.)

 

No problem! -flops down head on paws- That seems a dumb rule if you´d get attacked.

 

OkaY, I'll laY off the rudr elixir for now.
I sm totallY down with talking pf that's not somethin that bothers You talking's goof Yes.
I uh
Have no idea wgat to talk about tho.
All I can currentlY thinkl about are MY probnlems and I csn't talk to You about those becausr that's A Pale Thign and I do'nt want to make You anYmpre uncomfgortablew than You allreadY are.