shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

me too.

you seem like one of those slavwes vwho bitches and moans about evwerything.

 

Dude, I'd have reason to. And I had reason to, before, back when I actually was a slave that did that.

 

doesnt mean i havwe to enjoy it.

 

It's not for your entertainment.

 

no, it isnt, its a business.

 

[One of Mara's tentacles reaches out and gives Dualscar a single corn chip.]
The rave is mine now! Gwahahahaha! Before we start the lemon party, everyone who wishes to attend must say "Mara is a cool dude," or you shall be denied entry!

 

"Dad told me what to do if you show up and start causing trouble. Just so you know."

 

mara is a cool dude.

 

You're invited!

You're not!

 

*He wipes it off on his leggings before eating it.*

 

Me being whiny and moaning's a business? Awesome!

I'll start charging immediately!

Pay five dollars to listen to me bitch about me being a slave!

Lemon party?

 

if my memory of all the poorly written fetish porn i read as a teenager serves me faithfully, its talking about a sex party.

 

Yes, a lemon party! Gwahahahaha!

 

No, I am talking about a lemon party!

 

... well, thanks for explaining, I guess...

 

[And then a slightly holographic-looking dragon shows up.]
Hey, just so you know, you might want to password-protect this server, people can just randomly log i--
What the fuck.

 

... oh. Spongebob. Okay...

 

there is a password. you have to think im very attractive to get in.

 

Everyone says that last bit at least once here.