shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Stop fucking meddling! You're not my dad! You're not my brother! We live in the same fucking house, that's all!

 

Have I ever claimed to be your dad or brother? Ever?

 

-actually has to physically cover her mouth to keep her laughter from being audible-

 

-She grabs his vest, pulling his face close to hers.-

Then why do you keep trying to get into stuff that isn't your business? I'm not going to be quiet. I'm loud and you can't stop that.

 

TEENS

 

*A boy wanders into the rave. He doesn't particularly look like a Cronus, but, who knows. He doesn't appear to notice anyone else and shuffles forward with an odd, jerky gait.*

 

... uh, I dunno... 'cause it feels like a good idea at the time, I guess?

 

Why does it feel like a good idea? Walk me through your dumbass thought process if you ever want me to listen to you again, Norm.

 

(tackles her again outta nowhere)

 

(is tackle)

for FUCK'S SAKE--

 

Cinnamon doesn't like this at all. At first she whimpers a bit and then she steps a bit in front of Paz and drops her jaw, just so everyone knows she has lots of teeth and will not let anyone hit Paz.

 

That's almost as long as Lonan's real name, I just can't remember it 'cause he never uses it. I'm glad they are! -they lean to the side of Paz so they can wave at Clover, clearly unfazed by Norm getting ponched- I'm Static, mostly. Sometimes Glitch or Glitchbomb. Maybe that should be my last name?

 

"Cinnamon, no. Settle down." Paz sighs, and when the thylacine returns to her side, she gives her a treat and a click. "You don't have to fight for me here."

 

"Maybe!" Paz laughs. "You can pick your own."

 

... I dunno, exactly. Well, this time I'd just fucked up and wanted to find something that would make it less of one. A silver lining. And that was the first I saw. 'Cause, yeah, it is dumb how I do the Cronus-summoning thing just 'cause I really wanna say whatever sassy thing comes into my head. But... it feels good, being snarky. Really good and like I'm in control. *sighs*

 

So you get to be all high and mighty about how bad Cronus is, but you're the one inflicting him on all of us because you have no self control? Really?? Because that sounds like a problematic behavior pattern, jerk!

 

... yeah, that's basically what I said.

 

"She's got a point," Paz calls out.

 

*sighs* I know, and it's really annoying.

 

I was supposed to, it just got delayed when I had to help my crew with stuff. I don't have a real name, if I ever did, we just never had to do paperwork about it until I came to Pennarion.