shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sometimes you have to smack him with them a few times to make sure they stick. -she calls, speaking from experience-

 

-cautiously pokes the child-

 

*joins in on the child-poking action*

 

*He's briefly pushed off-course but makes a beeline right back for it, without acknowledging Rayineen.*

 

-pokes him as well, just to keep things balanced-

 

*pokes back*

 

So?? Are you going to apologize?

 

Sorry for summoning Cronus and sticking my nose in your business.

 

-She lets him go.-

Forgiven, this time.

 

have you ever thought about the poor deity who has to slave over these chucklefucks though

day in and day out

and he doesnt even get a thank you. ever

 

I kind of assumed they crawled up god's shower drain. Like gross little hair clogs.

 

... well, no, honestly. I thought they just... existed.

 

"Whatever you pick will be your real name. It doesn't have to come from someone else." Paz smiles.

 

Thank you, FL.
(i know everything about everyone because im special and have all the magicks)

 

nah bruh each one of these lil bastards is hand-crafted

not by me im not a god im just the uh

pizza guy

 

Wow. If I every find that guy I'm throwing him to the mob of- ...people whose names may or may not rhyme with nonus.

 

"Not once, ever." Paz shrugs. "You should get a better job."

 

trust me if he objected to that we wouldnt be in this situation

 

For the first and possibly only time ever, I'm kinkshaming.