shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

No those are 'nonies silly.

 

"There's a mud flap factory in Gravity Falls in need of new management." Paz pours herself another coffee.

 

How about you give the Cronuses to the kindergarten robot to take care of?

 

"Ave is too nice for that," says Paz.

 

told you man im just the pizza guy who is not a god in any way whatsoever

 

*sighs* Yeah, you're right.

What's a pizza guy?

 

"Great. I'll have a mushroom, sausage and pepperoni on a gluten free crust." Paz grins.

 

The two are not mutually exclusive.

 

first i GET the pizza, and then i

wait hold on youre like two nvm this joke is Canceled

i have soggy cheese deep crust

why helLO there handsome stranger

 

I'm fairly certain the Laughing Lord did food delivery quite a few times before we became gods.

 

No! I'm six and three-quarters!

 

PAY NO MIND TO THE SWEATY TEENAGE DEITY BEHIND THE CURTAIN

 

anyvways.

 

*The boy has taken a seat and is methodically ripping out page after page of a book. He still doesn't seem to be quite present and his collar is flipped up over his neck in a strange way.*

 

Happiness.

 

"Boo, you whore." Paz rolls her eyes. "You probably only have Pitt Cola and Faygo, right?"

 

i have dr pepper

 

Paz manifests a California Pizza Kitchen gluten free pepperoni, sausage and mushroom pizza, several cans of Diet Coke with Splenda, and a plate of kerrus offal for her thylacine. She does not eat soggy cheese or drink soda with prunes and/or peach pits in it.

 

Spoiler: gif

Yahoo!

Dr. Pepper goes great with Honey Buddha Chips!