shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*He is in VERY MUCH PAIN but is doing his best to limp away from SWATHAPPY GENIE BOY.*

*Goddamn is this embarrassing. He can't even snippily fly off.*

 

Paz is unhappy with this state of affairs. She wraps her arms around her knees. Norm was trying to help her. She knows. And if Cinnamon had connected the noise with her reaction, well, the pixie might well have been eaten.

"Pixie," she says. "Don't make bell noises at me and I will see if I can fix you. Nod yes if you agree."

 

*He looks behind his shoulder at her and raises an eyebrow.*

*Well, his other wing isn't THAT crumpled, maybe he can still--*

*FUCK shitass motherfucker son of a bitch that was a faceplant for the ages.*

 

Gaaaaaasp what's that tiny sparkle it's adorable.

 

No, it's not! It classical conditioned my friend!

 

What?

 

It made bell sounds and those sounds hurt my friend and she froze up! 'Cause she was classically conditioned!

 

-Her wings flare in anger.-

...you were hitting them because of how they talk?

-She takes in Cronus pointing at his throat and mouth.-

You-! They can't talk any other way! You hit them??

 

It was classically conditioning my friend and it didn't stop till I swatted it a few times!

 

( .)

*He braces himself.*

 

-Lacuna swats Smol Norm.-

 

"Norm!" Paz snaps. "Let me explain! The pixie didn't know it was hurting me! I'm glad you wanted to defend me, but please don't do that again."

 

*tries to swat yet again*

 

Paz freezes again.

 

Cinnamon growls in frustration and drops her jaw. She doesn't know what's doing this to Paz but she sure wishes she did.

 

*tries to swat lacuna back*

 

-She grabs him, suddenly seeming even bigger.-

How... dare you. You horrid little bully!

 

*Well, there goes his other wing. Cronus extends it out to its full length and winces when it folds right back into its original position.*

 

*flails and tries to hit her again*

 

Just because you're bigger than someone doesn't mean you can push them around! You're hurting them! If someone is communicating in a way you don't understand, stop assuming it's their fault! And-

-Lacuna tosses out a bubble of silence around Paz's head, blocking her from hearing the bells.-