shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-a mi noofs her again, and tries to climb her.- Bad noise mi? Mi make quiet?

 

Paz breathes out slowly and smiles at Lacuna.

 

Swatting was the only thing that could get it to stop hurting my friend!

 

It was not! You're a genie! You could keep her from hearing the bell sound a lot better than I can, which, by the way, I just did. Now, apologize to the small person and heal... them? Him? Him.

 

-Lacuna displays a message to Paz that only Paz can see.-

You're not deaf, don't worry! I can dampen sound. It seemed to me that sound was an issue for you right now, so I just cut your ears off from it entirely. Signal me when you want me to drop that.

 

But stopping her from hearing it would be directly using magic here on another person and well... I don't think this place always lets that happen. Hitting works much more reliably.

And uh... sorry. I guess.

 

Sorry, you guess?

-She's livid.-

 

Yeah. Hitting it was the best I could do there.

 

It.

-She involuntarily tightens her grip.-

 

Yeah. It. The pixie.

 

That's not a pronoun you use for a person unless they ask for you to use it.

 

Maybe don'-/ refer to him as i-/. (Troll Sloane says this quietly, but still loud enough to be heard. She has been called an 'it' before, and she does not like when others do the same thing to her or anyone else.)

 

How do you know that it's a him?

 

looks like a crossdressing tiny clone of me with wings, that might be a start.

 

You can use 'they' if you aren't sure what their gender is, but not 'it'.
[Nichrome very carefully touches Lacuna's arm.]
Your anger is understandable. But I don't think hurting someone else will actually accomplish something.

 

Some you clones are girls.

 

Look, you little-

Do you like getting hurt for things that weren't your fault? Look how damaged his wings are! Wings are the most important thing for a flier!

Go take a time-out in the Kindergarten now.

 

name one and the ponytail one doesnt count.

 

(Sloane sighs.) Fair poin-/, bu-/ if you don'-/ know someone's gender, -/ha-/ doesn'-/ mean you use i-/, you use -/hey. 'I-/' is only accep-/able if someone asks you -/o use -/ha-/ pronouns specifically.

 

Fine.

*sulks away into the Kindergarten, finds an empty room there and slams the door*

*and tells himself that he's never gonna talk to her ever again*