shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

vwe havwe four different targeted ads at the moment. seeing as you appear to be neither a troll, human, carapace, OR consort, vwhich vwariant vwould you prefer?

 

-pounces in- Hi what are we doing?

 

-an amused Sawbones trots after her very enthusiastic kitten-

 

fine-tuning crockercorps advwertisement campaign for a newv product.

 

I don't know what any of those are except for humans, but carapace is the most fun to say, so that one!!!

 

Whats an advertisement campaign, How do you tune a campaign? What´s crockercorp?

 

Yeah...bu-/ -/here being problems wi-/h -/he cas-/e sys-/em does no-/ really surprise me. I -/hink i-/ sor-/ of sucks -/ha-/ limebloods didn'-/ ge-/ -/rea-/ed very well on ei-/her plane-/, bu-/ i'm here now, so -/here's no-/ much poin-/ in me worrying abou-/ i-/, i guess. ....Plus, mis-/rea-/men-/ of limebloods is kind of some-/hing i expec-/. Al-/hough compulsory murder sounds no-/ grea-/ all around.....bu-/ i won'-/ -/ell anyone wha-/ you said, don'-/ worry.
(Sloane blushes and smiles.) And -/hanks. (She pauses, kind of uncertain where to go from here.)

 

*He inserts a micro USB stick into a slot on his wristwatch. A holograph screen pops up with the advertisement campaign.*

*It's polished. Creepily polished. All the models are so airbrushed it's unclear if they're even real or not.*

advwertisement campaign is designed to sell our products to the inhabitants of earth c and apparently vwhatevwer this is. tuning it means that vwere fixing it up to make it more likely to sell our products. crockercorp is the largest conglomerate in earth c and the company that took me in slash employed me.

 

This entire thing sucks. Look up the Uncanny Valley effect, asshole.

 

im afraid a perfectly functioning global search engine has not yet been reinvwented.

 

They do look very polsihed, do they just buff their paints all day?

 

Reinvented? Haha what.

 

youd havwe to talk to yulrah in graphic design, shes the one vwho put this together.

its not easy to start a society from scratch.

 

.... wow THAT sure reminds me of home! Fun times!

 

Maybe don't start with horrible baked goods and concentrate on infrastructure.

 

im sorry but the skills used in marketing do not transfer ovwer to city planning.

 

That wasn't as fun as a soap opera... Where's the drama???

*the airbrushing goes over his head, since he has no idea what they're supposed to look like*

 

You can learn new skills.

 

vwhy vwould i vwhen i havwe a stable career and am being looked at for a big promotion?

 

A promotion in a world where money is useless and you don't have the google.