shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

if anything it vwould be considered vwolunteering. you dont choose to be a slavwe.

 

What would happen if you worked somewhere else for a while?

 

crockercorp owvns almost evwery other company on the planet.

besides, i like my job.

 

So they don't pay anyone because nobody has a choice.

 

youre making it sound vway vworse than it actually is. vwhy dont you go play vwith your toys and leavwe business to the adults?

 

-She tries to deck him.-

 

*He's pretty sturdy even when not Crockertier and the impact does little more than knock off his dumb hat.*

*Cronus very quickly puts it back on. It's rude to go hatless outside.*

 

TAKE IT BACK!

 

will you take back the accusations of slavwery?

 

NOPE.

 

then i dont think vwhat i said vwas out of line either.

 

That's different!

 

howv?

 

-She tries to steal his hat.-

 

*Yelp. He clings to the brim.*

 

-She's not letting go.-

 

can i get a little help here, this is a robbery in progress.

 

[Chroma very very straightfacedly paps Clover]
Dude If He Wants To Delude Himself Into Thinking Hes Not A Slave Let Him.

 

No! Help me steal his hat!!

 

come on, evwen if i vwas supposedly employed at crockercorp against my vwill, vwhat good vwould stealing my hat servwe? it vwas custom ordered for me by the bosses custodian.