shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Distress!*

*...He's still not taking it off.*

 

I was born from 'high-status' people.

 

-sigh-

it still need fixed, do ya wanna get rust on top a´errythin´else? Maybe try somma that soldier grade lacquer.
-the hypocrisy of her own scratched and only roughly repaired paintjob escapes her.-

 

Depends on the culture, maybe?

[Still the amused wings.] My business account is thankful. We really haven't stopped anywhere with decent paint options since Hedonia, honestly, it's kind of sad...

 

I Can Make The Next One Acid.

 

vwhat did i evwer do to you.

 

Awww, my hero!

 

Oh! How awful!
*summons up a new jacket*
I've learned how to get quite a few nasty stains out, including coffee, if you'd let me try.

Well, all the more, then.

 

-Soundy has acquired the betty crocker samples and is studying them in a wished up lab-

 

Naw, that's bullshit. All my grandma and grandpa ever did was make my mom miserable, I'm glad they died.

 

Venture's mostly gone through our supply, unfortunately, so unless Captain Swiftwing's got some stashed away... Though I suppose his might be even better if he brought it with him from Velocitron, isn't it a desert planet?

...how about we don't throw acid on people. Or even try to.

 

please do, this outfit means a lot to me.

 

I know...

I just hate paying for new paint all the time!!! What if the council decides to stop paying me??? You know we'd be the first to get pay cuts!!!

 

Nothing In Particular, Im An Asshole With Impulse Control And A Curious Streak A Mile Wide.
Take Off Your Jacket.

[She sarcastically strikes a pose, flexing her nonexistant biceps]

 

no.

 

How About The Giant Metal Bird Asshole Doesnt Try To Tell Me What To Do?

 

*a changing screen and a wash basin appear*
Here, just hand me the stained ones when you're done.
*she takes off her gloves and hat and a large apron appears over her dress, which is suddenly much more casual*

 

Ill Buy Five Boxes Of Those Shit Gusher Cakemix Things If You Do.

 

Worth askin. I think it might be? Not sure. -licks at her own paintscratch-

 

Is it him you're so determined to see unclothed, or will anyone do? I've got plenty of medical texts if it's the latter. Either way, I don't think ruining clothes or tossing dangerous substances around are the solution.