shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

youre avware thats another troll, right.

 

Yes, the troll might want privacy. Her apparent ami-- moirail might not see things quite the same way, though, thus the confusion.

 

-snort- Hope yer not talkin bout me.

 

im talking about the one vwho feels the need to protect the POOR, INNOCENT VWIGGLERS from evwery vword i say.

 

Oh, uh.

You okay, Chroma?

 

"I think he means Lady Pines." Paz sighs. "Our Ma'Vali. She loves little kids. Also adrenaline junkie scientists with no common sense."

She stares briefly at Chroma and Clover. "So why WERE you trying to get the marketing guy to take off his stuff? You sounded like Grenda, except minus the rattles. Mabel and Marius love her but she's kind of a perv. I don't know what makes boys hot, but I bet he doesn't have it."

 

Aaaugh, weren't you even LISTENING? I only kind of like boys, anyway!

 

apparently im vwearing mind control clothing thats forcing me to havwe a career and be a good person.

 

also she tried to set my hat on fire for no apparent reason.

 

"I woke up for a little while?" Paz shrugs. "I missed stuff. But actually there is such a thing as a mind control tie. It is part of the sad saga of Why Ford Thinks The US Government Is Complete Bullshit."

 

No shit, Sherlock!

-Paz only seems to be making Clover angrier again.-

Why is it when I say it it's crazy, but when you say it it sounds reasonable??

 

it still doesnt sound reasonable, actually.

 

"Do you really want an answer?"

 

Yes!!

 

-hovers nervously near Paz, trying to see if there's still pizza and ignoring the fight-

 

Paz takes a deep breath. "Because I say it calmly even if I don't feel calm inside. I am not blaming you for losing your temper, but where I come from, social elites are taught that showing strong emotions makes you look weak and out of control. I was actually conditioned not to show anger to my parents and teachers. It's not healthy, but it works."

 

Paz glances at the marketing guy. "And actually? Setting that hat on fire would be a public service to every living being with functioning eyeballs."

 

(vwhat does evweryone havwe against my hat.)

 

Fuck that! Fuck it! I hate that kind of thinking!

-She bunches a hand in her hair.-

 

"It's fugly," says Paz. "Guys who wear those hats are usually assholes, and the colour is somewhere between Tequila Sunrise and Deer Season. And it looks extra dumb shoved between horns. You are a fashion felony. Why are you not on the cover of Troll What Not To Wear?"