shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What's coffee? Because the other stuff is, uh. Pretty relatable.

 

well, one of those things sounds fun, but otherwise, you seem extremely uninterestinG

you should spice up your life a littlE

 

oh my god we ARE kindred spirits.

 

It's, uh, type of drink made from roasted coffee beans. Usually served hot, sometimes cold. It's got caffiene, so I can't, um, drink it.

I spice it up plenty. With coffee. My job.

*Fistbunp?*

 

*bunp!*

... you work in a coffee place and you can't drink coffee? guess that's one way to stop people from stealing office supplies.

 

Yeah. I, uh, drink tea mostly. Still can't have some teas, but I've got more, uh, options.

 

That sounds interesting! I kinda want to try some.

 

*He frowns, concentrates, and then makes a tall Starbucks latte appear in his hand.* Here? I'm under the impression that, uh, people usually like it.

 

spacebar over there's been giving it out. (gestures towards Oneira)

-- oh, or you could do that. right. dreaming.

 

Thanks! [He smiles at Marcus, taking the latte, and drinks a sip out of it.]
It's great! I'm gonna have to remember to find some when I'm out of here.

 

....yeah, no, not exciting enougH

 

(Oneira sets up another caraffe of coffee)

 

"I wouldn't mind a cup, Oneira," Jame says. "I need some calming down.

 

-a perfectly normal looking fox appears. it stares DEMANDINGLY at jame-

 

Yeah, uh, try local shops if you have 'em. Starbucks is fine and all, but we're not always the, um, best.

I dunno, it's fine for me.

 

"Ah, it's YOU again." Jame reaches down to pet the staring fox.

 

-ENTIRELY NORMAL FOX accepts the pets happily. closes eyes. thinks about how this weird not-human but not-god god knows her place in the world. and that place is petting fluffy things-

 

I did say most :p And yes, I'm familiar with how rivalmance is supposed to go, even if I haven't got an aemula myself; you and yours sound cute! [He summons another cube of the lavender drink; what's gossip without tea?] How long have you been together? Any fun anniversaries coming up?

 

Would you mind putting one on for me, too?

 

*He continues to cling to it.*

not you too, cant you all just accept that i dont vwant to be naked in public?