shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're still cute, though!

 

[*tiny "awww"*]

 

ask your boss's custodian for a new tiE.

i'm sure it will be just as speciaL.

or, you know, stop being emotionally dependent on a piece of clothing because it's kind of pathetiC

but it's your choicE

 

do you knowv howv embarrassing it is to admit you lost a tie?

 

If it keeps running, then you just need to catch it.
Imagine it stole your coffee.

 

not really, since i've never worn one of those monkey suits or anything like them in my entire lifE

but it's just a tiE

it's not like you lost your friggin' pants or somethinG

which is very embarrassing, let me tell yoU

 

i need it back 8EFORE my boss sees me.

 

That doesn´t work you know.

 

You can pheel embarrassment?

 

whY

what's she gonna dO

turn you into a pumpkiN

 

this surprises you becausE....?

 

"If he can feel embarrassment there might be way more important things he should be embarrassed by."

 

Youre a horrible amoral creature of rage and excitement, I phelt that your pan would have burned out its shame centers long ago.

 

click her tongue judgmentally, fire me, revwoke the resurrection probably, theres a vwhole host of consequences. i need that tie.

 

wow rudE

well i think you'll have to just take your chances, babE

'cause you're not gettin' the tie back as far as i can telL

 

I hate you entirely platonically. -sighs, but is smiling-

 

i NEED it.

 

Got a point there, though.

(Oneira turns to @gnomonAugury.)
Coffee?

(Oneira grins and sticks out her tongue)
I think it's dumping copious amounts of sugar and bovine lactation in, as well.

 

Sucks to suck.

Yes.

 

Phuck yeah. Whatever you think would be good, I got no prepherence.