shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That's probably a societal influence thing. Honestly you kind of remind me of one of my sons right now so I am maybe a little biased about how much adorable is going on >>

...I am not equipped for a morality debate right now I think. Can we please just not kill anyone, For Science or otherwise?

 

*He flops over VERY dramatically.*

vwhats the POINT if im nevwer going to be able to showv my face at crockercorp evwer again.

 

She's also Beforan, if I remember right. Little less inclined to societally-approved murder there.

 

There there, owners come and go. I'm sure you'll find a new one.

 

the general society is, yeaH

i was poorly raised or something i guesS

 

i'm not too young for anyone..!
[juice quickly realizes that vehemently denying everything may not be the best strategy]
of course, i don't like either of you either...so nevermind...

*juice glances at orlandeau* but that one isn't my kink...

i am not exactly a boy

 

vwell, that makes the vwater cannon thing a lot more creepy.

 

*Orlandeau chokes on his cigarette*

 

(Aricia starts snickering.)

i know you don't like either of uS

after all, the point of a hatecrush isn't that you like theM

it's that you hate theM!

 

..?

 

movwing on.

yes it is.

 

People can act similarly without sharing genders... You are both very stubborn, for one thing!

 

(Aricia ignores him, because she chose to deliberately misinterpret Juice's words to mean "I don't like either of you in a friendly or red way" since that is, after all, one of the ways it can be used....and Juice didn't specify. :) )

 

(Oneira laughs)
Keep logic out of this, it left the conversation two hours ago or so!

 

"What."

Sunshine's face would be bright yellow if he weren't an adult. As it is he just looks...vaguely horrified.

"1 p1ty you now and forever but...not funny."

 

"That's what Ma'Vali said and you gave her heck for it." Mabel shrugs. "You should know that when Ma'Vali says 'love' she means 'love', not 'pity'. So what she described is not like dating a butthole flush. If you date a butthole flush, you know they're a butthole and you like them that way and you maybe even think it's a little adorable. That's not what she meant at all. She knows what's going on with me and Paz. And Dipper and Loreli."

 

...you're not wrong. [He shrugs, and goes back to toying with his half-empty cube of tea.]

 

....so, question: can i get drunk in herE

 

Paz makes a face. "How are you watching TV shows from my home town? And if that's supposed to be me and Mabel, we are only thirteen, but...before we figured out that we were pitch and not actual enemies, things happened that weren't so cute. Like, seriously." She laughs. "Bitch almost got me killed on the mini-golf course. Of course she almost got killed herself and we fought our way out of it together, but..."

"That really does sound like the thing you were telling me about, doesn't it, Mabel?"

"But that's good!" Paz grins. "The Imperator likes you! You could be the Imperatrix!"

Paz just grins, wider and wider. Her eyes glitter with mischief. "Am I ever. But we don't know which day will correspond on Pennarion to the day we met, because it can be calculated several ways. So she will have no idea when to expect it. I could use the Julian calendar. Or the Mayan one! Or the K'k'tori one! Who knows?"

 

"It always does here!" Mabel grins and hugs her. "Good to see you, sweetheart!"

Mabel thinks about this. "Actually, no. When we tried it on Soos, it scared him, and ... Stan didn't like it much, either. Even before he knew it was left over from when the Republicans were blackmailing Ford and McGucket."