REVEAL YOUR PETS 2 ME >:3c

Charlie hasn't moved in half an hour except to shove his head further onto my lap.

(ft. the blanket covered in dogs I got for Xmas and the ridiculously bright flash on my phone)

 

There needs to be a word for when you're lying on your stomach and a dog lays on you where your lap would be if you weren't upside down. Reverse lap??

 

Dogs like the pelvic girdle.

 

HELLO I AM BACK AND FILLED WITH LOVE AND FULFILLMENT!!!

HERE IS A SLOTH FRIEND, if u listen carefully you can hear me being wrong about sloth anatomy (he is in fact scratching his back and shoulders, but in my defense he was very high up in a tree and the scope was being used for the video)

 

i wanna put some Famous Death Scene quote on this picture of my cat sleeping dramatically but i cant think of the right one

 

I have been sent a new Gooby picture:

 

What a beautiful coat! What a cute face!

 

GOOBY!!!!! what a perfect name for a perfect friend!!!

 

His actual name is Buster, but Mom got him a harness that has a great big helpful brand-name label on the back of the neck and the nickname stuck. :::PPP

 

leg

 

Lovely beautiful cat! So elegant! I wish I could gently touch the leg.

 

our fat son + his new cushion (that was supposed to be for human use)
ignore dirty rug

 

He is handsome!!! What bold colors!

 

Counterpoint- my birb Onion

He is a good, sweet son who never nips even when getting his wings or nails clipped, even though he really doesnt like clipping! The worst hes ever done is nibble my ear a tiny bit too hard bc he was going for my earrings, which he plays with all the time

He even gives smooches! (Old pic bc i am sick rn and worried ill give him my cold)

 

I got up to pee. When I got back, someone had already snuck into my spot. Ft. the guilty eyes of someone who knows exactly what he's done.

 

I know you don't want me up here but look how cute I am surely you will change your mind???

 

....look, your birb is an outlier adn should not have been counted and that's all I can tell you

 

If he can possibly slip into the warm spot he will. He's allowed on the bed, just not on my pillows.

 

Wash him

 

steals both of your cats