shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*cronus sudenly realizes mary sue is right about everything and the best and most powerful and he doesnt need the tie*

 

*Oh thank fuck someone else to make his decisions for him. He instantly relaxes at the familiar mental control.*

 

*hes a good guy now and its NOT briwnwashing cuz mary sue is good and good ppl dont brainwash*

 

you knowv, i dont think ill be needing that tie after all.

vwho took my hat?

 

"Uh, no," says Mabel. "We've determined that it's better than the one my brother and I got our hands on."

She gives Mary Sue an odd look. "Why do I smell burnt cinnamon rolls? And why don't you just admit you destroyed it?"

((Mary Sue will not be able to mess with Mabel and Paz. Mabel is an avatar of sparkly pink glitter herself, and Paz is, well, The Mean Girl.))

 

"No! You look terrible in it! I tried to tell you that before." Paz rolls her eyes. "Also, the little genie has your hat. You should let him have it. When an adult man wears a hat like that, it's basically a big sign that says 'Douchebag', but on a little kid it's pretty cute."

 

i removed it from existance with my megicks and noone can bring it back

 

*eyes Mary Sue skeptically*
Dear me, your clothes are quite... gaudy, aren't they? Is that normal where you come from?

 

theyre... the last thing i have left from my home.......... which was destoried by the evil empire................... and now my families dead and im all alone and i need to get revenge *starts crying*

 

Oh My Gog Thats Simultaenously The Most Disgusting And The Best Thing I Ever Witnessed.

 

This is incredible please continue mocking the glitter human.

 

* @gnomonAugury dies 4ever*

 

*It's neither Just nor Heroic so alas, he just comes back.*
Hahahhahahahaha holy phuck.

 

*I SAID 4EVER*

 

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THEN DONT MAKE FUN OF ME OK

 

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Hey gotta admire someone that dedicated to an aesthetic! Glitter's great if you're actively aiming for getting it everywhere!

 

FIGHT ME @Mary Sue

 

A new player has stepped on the playing field, or rather someone we believed to be a background character placed there in expert foreshadowing, and nothing will ever be the same any more!
What will happen to An Esteemed Gentleman now?
What is Mary Sue's plan?
Will Fedina die again?
Tune in next time for the answers to these questions!