shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Youre like barely old enough to be alive what the phuck.

 

well now that's just rude frag you too

 

[*Inhuman screech*]

 

Please tell me that youre not like three sweeps old actually that would be so phucked up.

 

Paz rolls her eyes. "We're not too young to get killed," she points out. "Are you from Beforus? I forgot, but it sounds like you must be. Because all of us have been in fights for our lives, and mostly together. Dipper, Mabel and I are from a town full of weird things that sometimes try to kill you dead, and on our first real date we almost did get killed; we spent half of it fighting hordes of ridiculous tiny monsters with golf clubs. And Oneira, Lo and Chroma are from Alternia."

 

"Thanks." Mabel grins at Venture. "You're cool."

 

Uh yeah no phucking shit Im phrom Alternia too? Being killed because your lusus is shit or your pans too phried to phigure out that the blueblood on a rampage is gonna phuck you up doesnt mean that youre not still practically a wiggler.

And thats not even counting all the weird phucking bullshit imps and phuck all in this bullshit game.

 

Polyamory - nice to have a word for it. I'm familiar with the concept. As for the soulbonding, I quite agree. I love the woman I'm with very much, and I'd like to stay with her for the foreseeable future, but I don't think tying myself to someone that way is for me.

But I suppose if soulbonding exists, in the future science has proved that souls exist! How exciting!

*winces*
Well, that's just poor manners.

 

Buddy if a sweep is two years I'm just over two million sweeps. Still jetfuel to tell people they're too young to exist.

Of course I am cutie I'm gorgeous ;D [wingflutters]

 

Who let you be that old. What the phuck is happening here.

 

Dunno. Something something physics I don't get.

Six and a half.
(Oneira is pouting.)

(Oneira blushes furiously) You can't just talk about stuff like that so nonchalantly

Game?

 

"I don't know what kind of monster a freaking bullpoop imp is," says Mabel, "and we're not playing a game. But I know all about monsters and they don't care how old you are. Neither do feelings, they come when they come."

 

*He rolls his eyes.*

Yeah its some game that a phriend of mine got their hands on but they never told us how. We were supposed to play with six people but we only got phour and it was all predestined anyways and I think were not the only ones playing but everyone else is in their own session with its own outcome so its not like itll matter.

Anyways Ive died like seven times since we started playing but at least the phirst time was in the right spot to make the rest oph it pretty moot.

Youre like two.

 

I know I know I'm kind of a proto-face it's a gift ;D well a gift a partial remodel and Curls' tender care but hey both of those other things could probably be called gifts too!

 

Paz groans. It is so infuriating that Mabel won't swear even when the grownups around don't care. It's like she's pretending to be some saccharine Disney princess that wouldn't hurt a fly when she is actually made of fight when you get her mad enough, and she uses that big toothy smile full of braces to get her way all the time.

 

Mabel kisses Oneira's cheek. That blush is so adorable.

"Just because I don't use rude words unless I'm actually mad enough not to care?" Mabel rolls her eyes. "That's stupid."

 

So do you just phuck around in the middle oph a planet handing out bullshit quests or is that something completely diphpherent? Asking phor a phriend.

No because chronologically speaking youre like two. Now youre like one. Youre going back in time oh no somebody save you oh noooo.

 

"Uh, I've been back in time, and that's not how it works. We taught pioneers to high-five."

 

Kiddo, you think that's bad, y'should talk t' me. I'm jus' about twice as old as Mister Shiny Wings over there.
*he grins*
An' it depends on who you ask. Primus is th' common answer, ask him if he's hangin' around.

 

Did not.

Literally who the phuck gave that guy the authority. Im lodging a complaint.