shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What? What? What did I do now?

 

"Did too," Mabel says. "We got in trouble for it too, we got sucked into the future and we had to play Laser Tag for our lives, but we won a time wish!"

 

Well, th' part where he's a creator deity has a lot t'do with it. Think he mostly gave it t'himself.

 

Who do you think you are, making people phucking old like that? On whos authority? Im lodging a protest.

Did not. Thats not how anything works.

 

Made us too long lived, 'parently.

 

Oh ew completely different no way in the Pit would I get stuck on one planet ew ew ew

Awwwww you think I'm shiny? [Distinctly flirty wingflutters]

 

Oh, sorry. I only make people young, they get old by themselves. _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

That wasn't me either, y'all did that to yourselves!

 

I mean if scripture's true it's actually Unicron's fault so uh

 

Kiddo? Never listen to scripture.

 

Oh. That clears some stuphph up. Thanks I guess?

Do I need to go complain to this Unicron guy or not because Ill phucking do it.

 

...I ain't tellin' Clips that's your job

 

Scripture is made of fiction.

 

I c'n tell you or your trine put a lotta work into upkeep - only polite'a me to 'preciate it.
*smiles and flirty wings*

Never paid more attention t'that than I hadta. He hangs around too, the organic can ask him. I c'n think'a nicer things t'be doin'.

 

Their home world is really weird.
Didn't believe a lot of stuff either, but...

 

Well I guess you can but you might not get an answer you like?

He won't talk to me any more. =<

Ay, something we agree on! -fingerguns-

 

I pheel like someone who wins a Time Wish ophph a game doesnt have any right to tell me whether or not my game kills me. Because thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard and also still doesnt mean that wigglers dont die phor stupid reasons.

My liphe is answers I dont like. Im gonna lodge a complaint and no one can phucking stop me.

 

Well... it won't actually get you anywhere but okay.

 

Well you definitely count as a nicer thing ;D

...yes. Because he falls into religious bluescreen every time you pay attention to him. Because he ate up the whole "Cybertronians are unworthy dipsticks so Primus left" narrative.

(The joke)



(you)

 

So do you, honey.
*takes Venture's hand and kisses it, winking*

 

(Apostasias expression is somewhere between rage and disgust. You know that classic shoujo when the resident tsundere or jerk with a heart of gold gets shown up/agreed by someone they are too proud to like? Yeah. That one.)

I need a fragging drink.
(She turns to Oneira)
Oy, Oneira, can you mix me something up?