Team Fortress 2: The fandom, the tears, the big sweaty men

!!!

 

The only nudity we've had so far was Soldier covered in honey, I think. Does that mean this time both he and Zhanna will be naked? I can only hope. /has at least a medium-sized crush on Every Female Person in tf2

 

Honestly I'm just hoping it's back to back with Soldier's glorious nude rear. I'm gonna screenshot the hell out of that if it's the case.

 

I mean, Saxton Hale just having a walk-on would account for like 90% nudity but anyway

 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WE ALL GOT OUR NAKED WISHES, MERRY NAKED MERCSMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

 

!!!! I just finished it, holy shit.

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fuck me running, Scout and Spy and Medic are my favs. and Miss Pauling, and yunno what, they're all pretty great. I love how Spy got his touching dramatic death scene with the son he abandoned and it was all neat and proper wrapped up, but then his big idiot child just had to ruin it by coming back. I think Spy just wishes he were in a different story. He's got a flair for touching dramatic scenes, and then they get fucking stomped all over.

Also, god, but did Medic just imply that the reason none of these dumb assholes can die is because he stole their fucking souls and is gonna sell them one by one to Satan? Because I think Medic just implied that none of them can die because Medic practiced the dark arts on them and now they're gonna rot in hell for an eternity. Also, fuuuuck, Scout and Sniper were solid enough dudes to get into Heaven??

Goddamn, Scout's snide little "Leaving's all he's good for".

Scout's heaven is three Foosball tables. Scout is my favorite dumb idiot son.

 

i finished it as well and!! eeeee i'm so happy.

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god, i love medic so much, that spy-sniper team-up was great, spy's dramatic monologue to scout and just. everything about this panel:

eta: and in another year or so we'll see the conclusion! :') but it's worth the wait

 

On one hand I am delight but on the other hand VALVE WHY ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF PACING PLS

 

I AM SO HAPPY

 

KICKING DOWN THE DOOR TO THIS THREAD BECAUSE ZHANNA WAS LITERALLY WHAT MADE TEENAGE ME THROW UP MY HANDS AND GO 'YEP FUCKIT I'M BI' AND I APPROVE OF THIS ISSUE

 

WE ARE BLESSED

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same, miss pauling, fucking same

 

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I like how Scout's reaction to an insanely hot naked woman(+ hot naked dude also but yunno) is "eww, nudity".

Ace!Scout???

 

Also!! Zhanna and Soldier are both chub muscle babes and goddamn those nice soft tums.

 

I like how halfway through they stopped bothering to try and censor Zhanna's nipples and crotch and just blurred them out. I guess the honey is just... really opaque there? not that im complaining eue

 

Apparently there's a tweet out that says Miss Pauling is gay, as well. which. i would love that. maybe she could get together with one of heavy's other sisters.

 

The writer for the comic tweeted that! The animation team lead said otherwise, but since it looks like the comics, game, and SFM animations all take place in slightly separate universes, Pauling's capable of being gay in one and straight in another.

 

it would be nice. I love Miss Pauling, she's so cheerful and competent.

 

I once wrote friendfiction where me and my friends were the mercs*

that's my TF2 story I hope you liked it

..nah but I was seriously into it Back In The Day. dunno if any of y'all remember teratomarty? he was a big heavy/medic writer and also the first trans guy I ever really 'knew' (we didn't actually interact aside from me fanboying over his work lmao). I still follow him! so I have a reliable source for when the comic updates lmao

*I was the Medic, obvs. I am...actually not certain what @a tiny mushroom was. I even drew all of them at some point...

...oh. I just went and found the emails.

She was the Scout. :3

 

@An Actual Bird I remember teratomarty! At least, I vaguely remember liking his fic.

Also, I'm pretty sure I drew fanart of me & my friends as the mercs when I first got into TF2 (9th or 10th grade). I was either Medic or Pyro, because I mained Medic and Pyro. Most of my friends weren't even into TF2, lmao.