shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Fer me if I carried I´d be stuck in my root fer a good long while. This alt doesnt´t got enough room fer a large sparklin´.
-pets her kitten who has padded over for mom cuddles.-

 

Im perphectly happy with my lusus, actually. Birdad is best dad. I mean hes sort of dead now but hes still the best.

 

"That's pretty unfortunate but Ma'Vali's people are different from us." Mabel chews her lip. How does she phrase this?

"They always know when they're fertile," she finally says. "And if they don't find a mate, it doesn't even happen until they're like thirty or something. And it won't happen if anything awful happens to you when you're fertile, so you can't make someone have kits with you unless they want to have kits with you. Basically, they still had the problem of mated pairs or triads sometimes having more kits than they could handle alone--which is part of why they live in prides--before birth control was invented...but nobody got pregnant without knowing it or with someone they didn't like or want."

She takes a deep breath. "I also have the distinct impression that the fertile period is really, really fun. Because most methods of birth control for cattes prevent conception, not fertility. Even though that would probably be easier. And also Ma'Vali was definitely acting like it was fun. When we saw her. Which wasn't much."

 

I... didn't even notice the alt-lock during the twins' carrying, which probably says something about how often I fly on the TEAM. [Whisper looks a little embarrassed.]

 

-a deeply amused snort from Sawbones-

 

It!!!
Was!!!!!
The worst!!!!
8(

 

then why were you talking about culling with regards to grubS? we don't cull until they've pupateD.

i understood like a quarter of what you just saiD

 

i dont knowv, im not a jadeblood.

 

S´not a big ship.

Awww capt´n. bein´stuck with yer less mobile mode gotta suck.

 

hmmmM.

(Aricia studies him.)

maybe you're from a different beforus or something...somehoW.

 

...nurse, even if you weren't there when I first came in I'm fairly certain I was the running horror story/joke for a day or three after I found out. I don't know why you're surprised :p

Oh no!! :C Being grounded when you want to fly is the worst!!

 

I was so slow!!!!

 

So slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not surprised, just think ´s funny.

Well yer not carryin´now! I´ll race ya but I don´t think I´d be mucha a challenge.

 

"The cattes go into heat, like some of your lusii do," says Paz, rolling her eyes. "Except that if anything traumatic happens to them during that period, they don't get pregnant, or they don't stay pregnant or something. So they only have kits with people they like."

 

Yes, yes, big silly birdbrain, I know :p

 

Just don´t do it again, ye´ll give alla medbay a sparkattack.

 

oH.

(Aricia looks faintly disgusted. She also did not know lusii could go into heat and that's fucking weird, she's decided.)

 

Well I know what to look for now!! Honestly Venture's more at risk than I am, you'd think he'd have learned to be careful by now...

 

-curled up, singing again-