Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: Context because I'm still arguing with them about this

I insist that blowing up the moon would be cool.

 

Without context, it seems you're after the One Ring.

 

Spoiler: image

 

"Apple to you, too."

Spoiler: Context

Bird.

 

"Dwarf spheres, or, dweres."

 

don't u mean sworfs

 

"Dead bodies are equivalent to A Lot of pennies"

 

Sworfs, or small Worfs, are short, hairy, and fighty with a strong value of honor.

 

"with a capital T
and that rhymes with Z and that stands for necrophilia"

 

what

 

"SHE'S SO CRUNCHY MY DUDES"

 

there's this song, and this movie

 

broccoli definitely seems like a natural disaster

- @kmoss

 

"Oops, I watered someone's hot dog. Oh well. Maybe it'll grow."

 

i cant believe that you,
personally
are calling me out right now????


#also i actually felt terrible writing that #it wasn't all true #i love broccoli with cheese on it

 

me: she wanted to BECOME ONE WITH THE ASS AND ALSO THE REST OF THE FUSION

 

@KingStarscream:

 

"I'm going to have to give it to the vampire, since mount Rushmore can't move, let alone reenact the civil war."