Laugh at your garbage brain

I wanted a thread where I felt free to post dark humor and #relatable jokes about my depression and anxiety, because cracking wise is how I cope with my brain trying to kill me. And I thought maybe other people might want a thread for that too, for posting image macros or tweets or tumblr posts or whatever. You know, the sort of shit you reblog/retweet/post on facebook and concerned friends/family reply all worried and you're like, "what, this is comedy gold, MOM, get off my back."

So, yes. Any and all jokes about the shit you're dealing with can go here.

 

I'll start:

 

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I have too many of these

 

once i referred to my boyfriend's autism as his "super power". his response:

"yes, i am AUTISM MAN! with all the adaptability of a computer and all the strength and computational ability of a man!"

 

me: *looks up from my 1:45pm breakfast of four babybel cheese things & water*

 

...I've only had four baby dill pickles and half a can of Monster Java today. Accurate.

 

Bingo! *Writes down "got a bingo" in my dumb daily achievement journal i have to do for therapy*

 

:stares at the chart: don't call me out like this man...

 

So today is WTF brain day, so now we get to find out what real crytyping looks like.

 

more specifically, my brain today as I try to produce content: any face the potoo bird makes.