shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[A lithe flier with rotorblades explodes into the rave, sees Reffy and Aerobolt and immediately flings themself at them, hugging them both close.]
What happened?

 

[Refractor melts into the helicopter's hug wordlessly]

 

...okay, that. Is not the kind of logic I can get behind, but thanks for stopping, anyway.

[Paradox pulls a face, wings dropping.] Again? I don't know why I'm surprised, I really don't, that's... yeah. Great. Ugh. Thanks.

No, you're not, and no one deserves random accusations like that, but non-Seekers also don't deserve getting treated like we're somehow lesser. Or did I get refitted into a Seeker while I wasn't looking?

 

What even defines a Seeker?

-She flicks her wings curiously.-

 

-all the fight seems to have gone out of him; his wings drop submissively and he just sounds enormously tired- Yes, sir.

-Bolt absolutely clings to Whiz-

 

[Whiz clicks his tongue and pulls a face.]
What's with that tone, Bolty, I've never heard you "yessir" liek that at anyone!
Did Reffy pull his thing again?

 

Ah, gotcha.

...no. You didn't. [Finally, Barrage manages to look a little ashamed of his actions.] ...I fragged up.

[He looks over towards Bolt, who is... buried in his own trine now. Or. Not? Wasn't the bug trined to the yellow colonist? Or are they doing some weird poly thing? Anyway, he'll apologize once they're detangled, or at least paying attention again.]

A specific frametype endemic to Vosian hotspots. Cultural and religious connotations, obviously, but at spark: naturally the fastest, strongest, most agile things in the sky.

 

I bet me and Stentato are faster!

That's not a frame thing, though.

 

[the clown a s c e n d s]

 

*Swifty has no objections to everyone hugging Ref, especially if it means he's in the middle.*

 

-bolt shrugs and makes a vague gesture in Barrage's direction-

 

Hey sib everyone's fighting and it's hawt, whats up with you?

 

...I kind of thought I'd walk in on a fight agai-oof!

-Stentato is hugged up by Lacuna.-

 

[A giant, flashing, trail of flames with the clown at its center is now hurtling directly toward @Barrage of Vos at a dangerous velocity]

 

Everyone's fighting because the light of my life is a ridiculous stubborn idiot with delusions of grandeur. I must have a type. [He rolls his eyes, a smile taking the sting out of the teasing words.]

Only missed it by a few seconds!

 

Aw no, she's trying to distract me with affection, ain't she?

-He's torn between annoyance and affection.-

 

Oh my. I've been replaced and I'm dying of spark break probably.

[He swoons.]

 

There are worse ways to be distracted, and once the other involved party's calmed down some I think things will be settled. Not much to worry about!

Oh no! This horrible and unforeseen consequence was in no way predictable when you abandoned your own sparkmate at the hands of evil Decepticons! [Probability of falling if they're both trying to swoon on each other does not deter Paradox in the least.]

 

Hey Stentato, hey, wanna race that big guy?

 

Um.

I mean... can he handle it?