shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I like not starving because of too-long-active combat protocols.

 

I don't think me and 'Cuna are built for marathons, Captain Swiftwing.

 

Did you like our race, though? It's the first time I've ever- we've ever raced!

 

Oh yeah.
I forgot that Cybertronians eat!!!

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a pretty good first time!!!!!!!!

 

I've seen the video of your race, though! You were amazing.

 

I was??
I was!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You were!

 

*Tfw bad hair day.*

 

*floats up and tries to ruffle his hair*

 

hey, hey, kid. hands off the merchandise unless you wanna become the merchandise.

or rather the merchandise become you.

 

You want to sell me?

 

no but i would prefer a body that doesnt have a raging hair harpy after it.

 

-licks-

 

no. noooo. not doing another cat. no cats EVER AGAIN.

(think ive still got a hairball somewhere.)

 

-Bleh, he tastes funny-

 

Raging hair harpy?

 

I wonder if I could get my Laughing brother to visit. I wonder if you could take a god's unshape, or if it would destroy you. Perhaps it simply wouldn't work, but that would be dull.

 

(considering shaving it off just to GET HIM OFF MY BACK.)

 

-signing- <WORSE>

 

hey, yknow, im a person with my own wants and thoughts. aint some plaything to gawk at.