Things that are currently annoying you

My apartment complex sent me a text so tryhard it physically hurt me.

 

bad opinion: gallbladder stones are a super fun blast that makes you have an amazing time and this leafy salad with no sort of anything that has fat or oil in it in any way whatsoever that my inflammed gallbladder is forcing me to eat is delicious

 

*spends five minutes looking at official art of comic book superheroines*

i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men

* @ any man reading this: it is not your fault, i am sorry your gender is sometimes Like This

 

I follow Escher Girls. I know exactly what you mean. *shudders*

 

I just wanted a fucking cup of tea. But nooooooo.

 

EDIT: its fuckin 3AM and I forgot that I already vented about this here. Sorry. just ignore me unless you wanna hear me gripe more about this fuckin show

I think I have an internal timer that goes off in my head every couple hours to remind me of how bad the season finale of Sherlock was. I'd be eating breakfast and think "Hey remember when you were looking forward to the Garridebs moment and then Mofftiss dropped the three Garridebs into the ocean after literally dangling them in front of you? Good times."

Or "Having fun in English class? Getting some analysis done I see. Rebs did a whole video series of analyses and look where that got zir."

Or "I see you're hanging out with your gay friends (redundant, i know, they're practically all gay). Remember when you were queerbaited by a gay man. Hahaaa, you had faith in them and had your hopes crushed. Good talk."

Or "......You staying up thinking about the plot holes again? Like how John was suddenly able to escape the chains because he was thrown a rope? Or how Moriarty did nothing with the information on Eurus in TRF? Oh wait, it's all of the above right? You thinkin' about how dumb you feel for feelin' bad about such a dumb episode? For FOUR DAYS?"

Or worst of all I just have to hear Mary saying "Who you are doesn't matter." And it's just like, welp, if any show was gonna drive me literally insane, it makes sense that it's Sherlock.

Anyway, back to feverishly reading YoI smut to distract my dumb fucking brain for a bit

 

Not showering for more than 55 hours makes a feeling of clinging sweat almost indistinguishable from how I recognize when I have a fever. -_-

 

i've done it i've gotten on a completely opposite sleep schedule from my partner

 

My right ring finger's lower joint (the one above my knuckle) aches. A couple years ago I fell up the staircase when I lived alone, and managed to land in a way where way too much of my weight was on that one finger, and now it's got the storm warning joint effect. I'm used to backpain, I'm used to the knots up and down my spine and all that. But in a way that's better because it's symmetrical and at my core. This is only one side and out at the edges of me and there's nothing I can do to tuck it into myself.

 

In Corsican, "Aghju da [...]" is word-for-word "I have to [...]", but actually means "I'm going to [...]" and I keep confusing them

 

I have an uncle who lives with us mostly (long story), and one of the family stories I've always known about him is that as a young... er... person... he got kicked in the face by the family's horse and lost 4 front teeth.

Until about two weeks ago, I had NO IDEA that whatever they did to fix his face wasn't permanent.

He's started taking out his teeth and just... like, chillin' without teeth for whatever the fuck reason. He usually only does it after work hours but I just got home (it's 1:30 pm here) and he's got them out again.

He is clearly not aware that this is weird to anyone else. He... is on the high-functioning low-IQ spectrum. But sometimes it truly astounds me how unaware he seems to be.

....I have sort of a mild phobia about teeth falling out so this is really distracting and disquieting to me.

 

That I still have to take like 3+ weeks of steroids to finish this taper. I know I was on a super high dose for like a month and that this is the best way to get my body back to normal without freaking out, but fuck, I hate it. I'm zitty and have mood swings and am worried about osteoporosis. Plus they taste so bad if you don't swallow them quickly.

 

Stompy knee-high high-heeled boots: excellent for the part of my brain that wants to dress like a dominatrix evil sorceress. Not so great for my feet.

 

the fact that my nose will not stop running for even a few seconds.

 

My chest hurts and I'm not sure why.

 

the fact that Navient aka Sallie Mae hasn't been forced to forgive all student loans based on its sheer duplicitous moneymongering yet.

 

Roommate C made a giant pot of soup AGAIN, and she never eats all the leftovers when she does that anyway, but this time she did it when there was no room in the fridge and left the damn thing out on the counter overnight at exactly the right temperature for it to turn into bacteria soup and so now she's throwing away more than half a gallon of soup and I'm screaming internally.

 

Ahh, I see why this insurance company had so many bad reviews now. Like. We are paying an exorbitant monthly fee for this, and it includes pharmacy coverage, so why the fuck are they saying I do not have that coverage??

 

My dad's optimism about how much this bloody car will cost. I think it will be out of my budget by several hundred euros, and he thinks it won't be.

 

Update: apparently she thought it would be fine because the broth was vegetable broth. I just. This woman has worked in food services for several years.