shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Boss, have you ever heard of a demolition derby?

 

And besides, that sounds really interesting. Please take me into a black hole and not let me get pulled apart?

 

N-... no? That sounds... interesting.

I haven't ever done so with a mortal, I am unsure if I can... I will have to... teast things.

 

It's a fun thing where they smash things with other things, for fun! You'd like it!

 

That sounds... eerily like work, but I am not opposed.

 

Oh, well, the things smashed aren't people even if they look like it.

 

That is... reassuring.
[He still looks mostly weirded out at the attention. No. Shoo. No one cares about whether the Unmaker is having fun.]

 

Isn't it so weird how human vehicles look like alt-modes? They've even got the little chairs! Why do we have little chairs, Unicron?

 

Why do you ask me this, I'm not my brother.
[That... came out considerably more snappy than he meant it to.]

 

-Her wings droop instantly before she puts on a brave face.-

Well, you know a lot of interesting things.

 

I do not-
[He visibly reigns himself in]
I don't know anything about life and the living, except for the quickest most pain inducing ways to end them. If you have questions regarding such, the Court of the Lifebringer is much more likely to know an answer.

 

...you don't want to learn at all?

 

It is not my place.

 

Well, it's not like Primus keeps entirely to his place. It seems like trying to just be Primus made him pretty unhappy.

 

I am not my brother. I have a sense of propriety and duty, both of which he is entirely lacking in.

 

...I'll leave you alone if you want.

-Her wings are trembling slightly with the effort of keeping them posed cheerily.-

 

[He doesn't say anything just shrouds himself in shadows. He is clearly done witht his conversation]

 

-She pops out of the Rave.-

 

Well! Family reunions. Such fun. At least there were no physical fights this time, just a bit of flouncing.

 

-She pops back in, flopping over a materializing couch.-