shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're super wrong!

 

do you really vwant to make this a matter of headcount.

 

What'd be wrong with that?

 

As long as they properly connect and you can go back through them, but then there's those that loop and spiral in all sorts of directions and then you end up with a big tangle and no one has a sword.

You talked about the timestream earlier, are you like Leon and Hephaestus who make sure it flows right, or are you like me and Typheus who push things into their respective directions?

 

you knowv exactly vwhatd be vwrong vwith that.

 

You're gonna behead us all to make yourself right?

 

no.

 

So, you're just afraid of being proven wrong, huh?

 

please tell me hes the only one dense enough to not see the glaring issue vwith a headcount of dead people.

 

Some of the dead people already lost their heads?

 

no.

 

Well, the living tend to scurry about a bit too much to properly count them, no?

 

no.

 

I... watch. Past is easiest, present most practical, and future... both most and least useful, but I see them all if I bother to Look. I serve best as scout and tactician, much as the battlefield calls; in that role, I suppose a combination of your two: I push things in the direction they are supposed to go.

Not all dead care to listen, either.

 

* I'm not even sure I REALLY count as alive.
* I mean, I don't even have a SOUL, and my body wilts if I stop using magic to animate myself.

 

Sounds like you're a zombie.

 

...what about the people who are dead within the rave itself..?

like the vegetable monster and that one prime the clown mutilated

 

They're also zombies, I guess...

 

I might be dead, but I'm actually a ghost.

 

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