Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

First she's an abomination,

then a rage demon,

then a tity demon desire demon,

Then an abomination again. I have no idea if this means anything or if they just wanted to make a cool fight.


Well, she mostly tried to hurt *me*, in her defense.

>_?

 

Varrick wasn't actually there and is making crap up and couldn't keep his story straight. :::PPP

 

> That wasn't Evelina.

(I fail at consistent purple, but these poor kids!)

 

>That wasn't Evelina.



*Probably?








Anders: (STARE)
(money/path)
>_?

 

>money

 

>holla holla give dolla

 

>Here's some coin.



Dude's eyeballs are set really disconcertingly far back in there.


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On certain dates in the Thedosian calendar...

the G R E E N S K Y P I L L A R lines up perfectly with the Gallows in a rare astronomical phenomenon.





It's disorienting that she looks like some kind of JRPG protagonist except for her - hang on, does her fuckin sword have SPIKES ON THE HILT
MEREDITH THAT IS NOT PRACTICAL

Fuck off, you remarkably unpleasant person.



>_?

 

>He's a fucking idiot with shitty pickup lines

 

>I don´t like your rules

 

> No

 

I... take it you haven't seen very many JRPG protagonists. I would kill for more JRPG protagonists who are women in plate mail.

 

>He's an idiot.





(path icons)
>_?

 

>The Templars caused this.

 

seconding

 

>The Templars caused this.





aveliiiiine <3




just kick her butt, anders, i know you want to






Ooh, a quest from Varric.

Here are all our quests; what would you like to do next?
>_?

 

Mine Massacre! So we can get the cool armor

 

Oh boy, it's ~mail time~!




:|


Anyway, time to go fight a dragon.

 

dragon age will live up to its name once again!