shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

And snippy about it!
(Aurora makes a motion with a pair of spring scissors. Snip, snip)

 

What is that phrase that dear ol' Jack use to say? Oh yeah, "Don't fix what ain't broke". Was that Jack or Jesse?

 

-curves tail up- Vy thank hyu. Hy´d eenvite hyu to look closer -leers- bot hyu iz a bit beeg.

 

If Youre Gonna Go Pale On My Mop Of Hair, Theres A Line And It Reaches Around The Hivestem.

 

[It's a bit hard to see a grin behind Onyx's mask, but her optics brighten as they crinkle up at the corners.] There are ways around size if you're truly offering, especially here.

 

(Aurora ponders for a moment)
No, nothing short of a chainsaw for that.

 

Well Im Glad The Minor Horrorterror On My Head Lives Up To My Expectations.

 

Well this is new!

 

Holy shit.

 

Hello there! What are you?
-the giant six-armed flying beribboned robot leans down to get a better look-

 

Incredibly fucking turned on, that's what.

Spoiler: hearteyes motherfucker

 

Mi! Well you´re new!

 

Well really I was wondering if you were organic or mechanoid or perhaps both since you seem to have characteristics of both but I'll add 'turned on' to my databanks too! -he stoops, his huge face getting right up in @WRENCH's, all six eyes gleaming with interest- What are you planning to do about that, may I ask? I have data on all kinds of species' mating rituals but I don't believe I have yours!

 

get a block.

 

Oh and so are you! What are you?

 

So many new species! What are you, and what does 'block' mean in this context???

 

TESS! Been a while! [Mala has entirely too many wings and optics right now.]

 

MALA! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here! What are you up to??? -Quintus swoops over and does a little looping dance around his sibling-

 

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I really didn't think I'd get this far so you're going to have to give me three seconds to figure that out. Maybe five? Probably only three. Best dream ever.

 

I´m not, I live here! I´m @A Mi ! -gestures to mis. She does not look like a mi anymore.-