shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Whisper's perch solidifies into a filigree stool by a little tea-table; several other seats, varying degrees of ornamental- and sturdy-looking, come into being as well, all with steps up for minibots.]

They're distracted with each other, it's alright. This is a copper acetoarsenite infusion, would you like some or shall I whip up something different for you?

 

-He sits down, smelling it.-

It smells wonderful. T-thanks.

 

-wanders over, sits- Gotta love a family feud.

 

Yes, after they went and started ruining everything! I know you aren't much one for foresight, but really, would it have been so hard for you to question why they were trying to induce sapience in things they were building to kill?

 

...

 

Infusion?

 

[A sheer blue-green curtain drapes into a canopy around the tea party-- not much of a shield, but it at least partially obscures the Primes going at each other outside. If one looks closely, little flecks of gold shimmer within the cloth.]
Quite. A warm drink is much nicer, though!

[Whisper's text wavers for a moment.] ...er. Stenato. I think arsenides are toxic to humans, we probably shouldn't...

 

Yes, we've established I can't do anything right! I appreciate the reminder! Perhaps I should be asking you how you managed to be rusting away on a planet full of things you're quite certain can successfully eat me! You've been killing them, haven't you Mala?

 

I think we can generate tea if you´re organic.

 

What.

... Poisons don't work on me anymore.

*Disgusted noise*

 

It was pretty obvious he wasn't organic?

 

Oh, yes, because you'd have any better idea than taking care of the problem at its source!

 

-smirk- I suppose.

Suit yourself.

How can you tell under that getup?

 

He sounds different?

 

How can you tell? That face certainly looks like osseous material to me...

 

Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I'm not organic. Plenty of molecules in me have carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen in them.

*Smug smug voice, like the voice of a guy who feels like he's making the best joke ever. Good job Reyes*

 

Do you like science?

 

Always kill, kill, kill with you! Never stop to think what else you could do!

 

You try reasoning with a nonsapient that wants to rip your spark chamber out and chew on the crystal! It'll be a lark, I promise!

 

Well, that's one way to make sure I remember to visit you!