that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

animals with human legs is my fave thing esp if it's just. a head

 

im horribnle

 

The War On Trousers

 

...And, of course, that's just making me think of Quentin Trembley and the Depantsipation Proclamation.

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1802907486649980

 

i noticed the label 'enriched' on my hot dog buns, and now i'm laughing my ass off at the idea of an oooh fancy hot dug bun

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gävle_goat

Just. Humans.

 

was this already posted

 

"does my foot offend?"
"only because it's cis"

Spoiler: explaining the joke

hanging with friends, talking about gender stuff, and how it's unfortunate that Tumblr has made it into even more of a minefield to discuss than it already was. one friend shared a story about her former friend coming out as NB and then just getting... Very Tumblr, basically crossing from being outspoken about cissexism to just being rude and nasty to cis people

I was sharing a couch with my friend and she put her leg on me, the only NB present, and asked if it was okay in such a way that it was a perfect set up for a joke. much laughs were had.

 

The salt must flow.

(I don't play overwatch, but I love that tracer is gay, btw. Anything that makes whiny manbabies cry is A-okay with me)

 

There is a poster I saw in passing on campus, with the text "Don't let winter get you down" over a picture of someone's legs and butt sticking out of a snowbank.

Clearly I need to go to whatever event this is.

 

1:18
IM WHEESZI NG........."THIS SJW TRICKERY ISN'T LIKE YOU"
i can't believe blizzard fucking straight-baited gamers

 

I present to you my favorite Onion article ever.

 

Specifically every FRE SHAVACA DO bit.