shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Appears out of nowhere, stealth dropping*

Did someone say hacking? Oh you're cute, I like that mask. *She reaches because of course she does, she's rude like that.*

 

[Bits yanked on telescope out into antennae, apparently unharmed; squawking at the attack on their current face, Mala stops biting in favor of slapping down as many tentacles as possible.]

 

-He sips his infusion.-

Anyway, my sister is the champion of the personification of death and entropy, which is why I was curious.

 

-No matter how many tendrils and tentacles are slapped away there always seem to be more, and they're hard to keep hold of too-

 

Which one is your sister? The other short one? *Holds his hand out to indicate 'short'*

*Is also clearly ignoring Sombra because he has no time for her shenanigans right now*

 

She's not in here now. She's pink and has big wings.

 

!_!
>_<
Whoa, hey, no touching!
[He lifts his hands to fend her off and backs up a step.]

Though, uh, if you wanna admire it in private that's still on the table. Just think about it.
^_~

 

I've met her. She is... I suppose 'easy to talk to' would be the best way to put it.

 

[Still squawking, Mala goes for the central bit with a mouth of fangs again.] Stop being so wriggly, damn you!

 

Ha! Some people would say the opposite.

-He sips.-

...usually not twice, though.

 

Ah ha, oh you're a bit touchy hacker boy~ Would you like a friend? I like friends. I love hacking, I am the best that ever was you know? Had implants put into me so I can do this~

*Stretches her fingers out on one hand, nails glowing as those hacking tendrils extend* Ever seen anything like this, emoji hombre?

 

-Quintus pushes them away with all six hands- Oh dear, did you forget that about me???

 

I'm not a stupid man, your sister is capable.

 

No, I mean, if people made a mute joke at her she'd kick their ass.

 

Yes, I figured that's what you meant.

 

So, uh... you were a human?

 

[Mala coils around one arm, sinking little hooks under the edges of each plate.] Hating isn't the same as forgetting!

 

Uhhh looks pretty similar to the relay signals I can get with my mask overlay, but I definitely haven't seen sexy hacking tendrils before. That's a first. Can I assume they're very physical? Very physical and very friendly?
^_~

 

I was, and then a certain doctor tried to resurrect me.

 

Well, you're alive!