shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Many mind things. There's their mind tricks, for one. Which I can't do beyond bluntly screaming at people to not do something. There's the feeling things through the Force bit. It's all very vague "colors" and feelings to me with the exception of Tori. He's exceptionally easy to read, regardless of where he is. They can grab things with their minds too. Or poke at people's minds through the Force? Not quite on the level of talking, but it gets the point across.

 

Anyway-

...you'll work something out. My Jame is the best, so you're also kind of the best, right?

 

Are we? Everything seems to fall apart whenever I come along.

Thank you, though.

 

Jame's... the best adult I've ever known. She gave me a knife.

 

-grins widely at that-

Now that's the sort of thing I like to hear! Education is very important.

 

-the images disappear-
Well, I'm hardly going to practice my craft on you. I barely understand basic organic biology, for one thing. And that's setting aside the difference in scale.

 

-She laughs!-

 

Why are you laughing?

-is pulling off one of her many knives to show clover and is perplexed at the laughing. that was a very serious statement. she is happy that this child is being taught well by her sister-

Spoiler: the knife

 

Oh, um. Education on my homeworld is sitting in a classroom and getting lectured and then for me getting told you're not paying enough attention or you're being disruptive. I thought it was a joke.

That's a cool knife!

 

-jame laughs now instead-

That's not education! At least not Mandalorian education. Bajur is the nurturing of children. Teaching them important life skills. Like how to clean and put together blasters, and how to skin game. Also somewhat less interesting things like cooking and actually eating.

They're called kale, the knives. Kal for a single knife. Most wield them in their offhand with a heavy saber, the bes'kad. Most. I'm hardly typical though. Never could get a hang of bes'kade. Knives make sense, though. As do these.

-raises her other hand as she puts the knife back onto her plates-

Shuk'orok, or crushgaunts in Basic. They increase tactile strength by several folds. Also allow you to do stupid things like grab lightsabers or punch blaster bolts. The Republic has banned them.

 

(crosses arms, glares) fine. good. just keep your distance.

 

Oh. Nobody taught me that stuff.

Ooooh! Can I try your crushgaunts?

 

-omg she is so excited by this why of course you can try the arm breaking hell gloves jame thinks and she takes off one of the gauntlets-

A bit. Just be careful with it. They're made to crush bone and durasteel.

-slides the DEATH GAUNTLET onto the child because this is a responsible thing to do-

You could put a nice sized dent in the floor if you hit it now. Or break my arm. Let's not go with that latter one though.

-pulls out some non-beskad knife from her person and sets it down next to clover-

You could definitely break this thing though.

 

-Clover summons up a pillar and punches it, laughing.-

 

*laughs* Kale? Really? Like that hipster food?

 

-that pillar is so fucked and has been destroyed like it was a tower of lego bricks or some shit. jame is ecstatic. yes. BREAK THINGS GLEEFULLY LIKE ALL SHOULD-

They're lovely things aren't they?

 

Kal-ay. Not Kayl. Not sure what a hipster is.

 

Yesss! Hold on, I'm going to summon up a tiny cityscape and rampage like a movie monster.

 

So long as you don't pull a muscle. Or hit someone, I guess. That'd be bad. Just a bit.

 

I won't hit anyone!

-She starts to make skyscrapers off to the side, the tallest only about 4 times taller than Clover.-