shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I left for the Jedi Order at the age of ten, so unfortunately no. I would never have thought to deem my father dar'buir, nor my mother and other Mandalorians were few and far between.

Master Knorth was gracious enough to take me on as his padawan learner despite my age and temperament. I can hardly say that he's hurt me. Quite the opposite.

-this is a furious lie but his tone is even and measured-

 

-She just looks sad.-

 

[juice winces at cronus when they see the state of his hair]
um...you might wanna find someone else to turn into before otis gets back

i think he'll probably try to kill you otherwise

 

he cant kill me if theres no hair to fuck up, right. does anyone have a razor.

 

Whatever criticisms Master Knorth has to offer have generally been warranted. I'm fine. I assure you.

 

"So is it not commonly used, then?" Sloane is becoming more and more curious about this by the minute. "I don't suppose you have any idea of general proceedings, at least....?"

 

I know you don't even know me, but... I'm worried.

 

That's not quite my point. I honestly can't say how it is performed, nor how common it is as I left the culture at a young age. What contact I did have was limited to my family circle, generally, of which there were only four of us, eventually three. I suppose I can say that it might be a simple word based affair, given how adoption works. Only a phrase needed to be recited, followed by the names of the children in question.

For which I'm appreciative. It is fine, though.

 

You don't believe me!

 

I don't believe you how? If it's about your concern then I can safely say that, yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt I do believe that you are concerned. If it's concerning what a Knorth that is apparently not my Master Knorth the story is somewhat different. Not because I'm accusing you of lying, but simply because I do not know this other Knorth nor what he has done to another Torisen. The Master Knorth I am acquainted with is harsh but fair and it does well to remember that he is why I am not in the Service Corps.

 

that would probably just make him madder...i think you're best off touching someone and transforming again

 

The Service Corps would be better!

 

phrasing.

 

THE SERVICE CORPS WOULD NOT BE BETTER.

 

WHY!

 

huh...what about it..?

 

'touch someone and transform'.

 

Because...It doesn't particularly matter as to why. I was chosen to train with the intent of moving on to the rank of Knight, which I have, and through Master Knorth and the Council's graces I will move on to the rank of Master.

 

So you'd be fine if Jame were the Jedi instead of you? She's got the talent, doesn't she?

 

How about nobody be a Jedi?