shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

all the cool kids pretended to be the empire, anyways.

 

Shut up Norm, this isn't about you.

-Death glare.-

 

-he is entirely silent about this but he is very noticeably upset. for many, many reasons-

 

Well... consider me a premonition, Torisen Talissen!

 

I know but you're talking about it as though either Jame or Tori has to be Jedi, no way around it! But they don't, really!

Neither of them have to be one. They can just be ordinary people who happen to be force-sensitive, if they want to. Or Sith, or whatever, but yeah...

Or did I miss something?

 

You missed fucking everything, cram your non-existent socks in it, I'd say I'll explain later but that's a lie because they deserve privacy!

 

Okay! Okay! Fine! I'll shut up!

 

You are just a child, and my sister has nothing to do with this.

Or I could be a murderer who tortures children? Why yes! That is a perfect plan! Leave the Order and join a brotherhood of selfish, cowardly sadists.

 

She's got everything to do with it! Because he's your-

-She clams up.-

 

He is what?

 

-No, no, they've got a different dad.-

...because she said he stares at her. That's all. I have to go.

 

What do you mean you have to go?

 

I messed things up.

-She draws into herself, looking away.-

 

yeah...just go up to someone and start touching them...then change so otis doesn't turn you into a giant mess

 

-oh. the child is upset now. he has been yelling at a literal fucking child. oh. oh no. that is what master knorth does.-

I...No. Perhaps mistakes were made, but I think that I'm the one who needs to go. I've been more than a bit inappropriate.

-he wants to go hide in the sad tori space of alone and hating himself-

 

I just wanted to warn you. I didn't want to scare you or make you mad, but I...

I always do this! I'm such a fuck-up!

 

*Sniiiiiicker.*

 

I think so too. You should really consider stopping your harassment of that girl.

 

*slap*

 

Shut up!! I'm the bad one here!