Out of context quotes thread

i'm pretty sure that it didn't actually pop out of nowhere :P

 

@littlemissCodeless:

 

Boyfriend: Actually, I'd have to bend my knees a little if i wanted to throw it on your face. right now it's more like i'm throwing it on the top of your head, or a little bit above it.

 

"which means that her daemon would be a snake named Human"

 

"Well anyway, thousands of bees are here waiting for you."

 

"I can't do that on my feet. I can't even do that in my THOUGHTS."

 

@Void: "duck sucking vampire"

 

@Void, again: "nom nom gonna eat a gps"

 

not Void, for once

 

"Steam trains aren't allowed in bedrooms!"

 

Choo choo? :(

 

Spoiler: Context for the steam train quote

The dog sometimes makes steam train noises when she's too hot, and Mum calls her 'steam train' when she's doing that.

 

Man, tell that to my moirail. He falls asleep to the Game Grumps every night like it's a bedtime story, except when it's the Vlog Brothers or something.

 

“I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared me for this but cool.”

Spoiler: source because honestly,context is even better

link

 

... I'm not sure how I feel about how instantly I knew the context for this.

 

my housemate: "yogurt is the quenchiest solid"