UPDATE: The same case has Taifu, Geiru, and Uendo Toneido. Bonus points because Uendo's schtick is that he's a rakugo storyteller and his dialogue is like 50% bad puns- there's one point where you can press one of them and Athena keeps asking him to elaborate about the crime scene and he keeps repeating the pun over and over to try to get her to respond to it and she doesn't and he's like .
Uendo: In fact, I'm known as the Toneido School's "Whirl-Uendo of Laughter," I'll have you know! Athena: I-is that really true, Simon? Blackquill: That nickname is a bit of a travesty, if you ask me. But yes.
Posted on my outdoorsy-type people group on FB just now - Also if kinda-reverse pick-up-lines count - (I'm sorry if these need to be spoilered because images I went on a three-hour hike today and I am made of tired)
Spoiler: sanic art Spoiler: the pun in easier to read format "what do sprinters eat before sprinting?" "nothing" "they fast"
I was reading a short story involving an alien meeting a human's pet parrot. In the comments section, someone commented on the possibility of uplifting parrots. Person A: "Never mind that the parrot could be uplifted to some degree..." Person B: "I would say the parrot was uplifted. It's in a spaceship ain't it."
Where did Noah keep his bees? Spoiler In the ark hives. (eta: stolen from somewhere on the internet while i was googling json, angularjs, and reactjs compatibility)
Me: I thought you said you were going to shave your moustache. Dad: I was. It's long enough that it feels nice now, though. Me: You could say it's grown on you.
[talking about an AU in which sans's powers require ketchup to work] "He needs it to make your sins ketchup with you."
Went to a restaurant for dinner and their soups of the day were "To Be or Not Tuber" and "Netflix and Chill-i." Sibling and I were speculating that for the former they flipped a coin, and if it was heads they dropped an entire potato in your bowl.
