shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

yeah, no, the self mother grub thing does not make any sense vwhatsoevwer.

eeeee-vwollllll-vwe.

 

Y'c'n stretch it out all ya like, still ainever heard the damn word afore.

 

Evolve, I'm guessin', though I ain't got room t'make fun'a other peoples accents. Species changin' gradually over generations.

 

-waves cheerfully at @Abomination-

 

[Grumbly:] Last bit's more 'splainin'n he did. Never heard'a no 'evolve' neither.

 

-scrambles to his feet, some bits of him standing up like a startled cats fur-
"Frag ME! Dude what´s in that fraggin engex ye gave me?"

"...Can say that again.

 

-looks at the dropped cube- Poison mostly, I think?

 

@Rustbucket Not cool!
Also hi, ye know yer not real right?

 

Some people think that but they're wrong! （○゜ε＾○）

 

So I see, I think. Am I dead? Did that slagger actually kill me?

 

Nah! Pretty much impossible t'die here. You got away with it! v(°∇^*)⌒☆ Don't drink anything like that outside of here though. Then you will be dead.

 

Good ta know -sits back down- Do you´re Primus huh?

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

So what that like, being all...godly an slag?

 

Fun!
But then there are all the responsibilities. There's lots of those.

 

Really? No one ever wants to give me any, i don´t know why. They just point me at the enemy.

 

Prob'ly 'cos you can't even take care of yourself let alone anyone else? (＝⌒▽⌒＝)

 

Hey! I´m still alive ain´t i? What more do you lot want!

 

Me? I'm happy if you're happy! I was just pointing out a reason. ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨

 

-plops again Prmus boot-
You´re chill, I like you.