shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Get with the program! There's at least five, maybe a hundred. Definitely some number between those. It's so fucking sick dude, we're talking actual intelligence.
    *_*
    o_o
    *_*
     
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  2. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    No one reproduces by eating ass.
     
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  3. Abomination

    Abomination How The Fuck Are You Still Alive, NS

    Awright awright! -folds a set of arms- I´ll have ye know I´m entirely alive, my mech. An´ I intend to stay dat way.
     
  4. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    Awww, do you wanna admire me?
     
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  5. Abomination

    Abomination How The Fuck Are You Still Alive, NS

    -bursts out laughing- Imagine if they did tho!
     
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  6. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Yes. Always.
    ^_~
     
  7. Marcus Holloway

    Marcus Holloway Hipster Merchant Of Death | 18+

    I just got here, give me a break dude!

    So cool! Were you built by someone or...? I mean, if that was rude feel free to ignore me. I'm Marcus, by the way!
     
  8. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Aren't you supposed to be a master hacker? For shame, Marcus, for shame. Truely you are no Neo, to shape the Matrix to your will.
    #_#
    ^_^
     
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  9. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... uh... what even are you?
     
  10. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Great question! Are you a ghost?
    ?_?
     
  11. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    -She poses like one of your french bots.-

    Oh, no, we're an independent species. Even the cold-constructed ones of us get a spark from somewhere. Spark reproduction?
     
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  12. Abomination

    Abomination How The Fuck Are You Still Alive, NS

    A Cybetronian. Water you?
     
  13. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    I'm Norm the Genie, so nope, I'm not a ghost.

    And uh... most Cybertronians don't look anything like that...
     
  14. Marcus Holloway

    Marcus Holloway Hipster Merchant Of Death | 18+

    Dude, no one wants me to do that. I'm trying to be polite, you know? I don't know who I might piss off if I go poking around in everyone's shit.

    Spark? Like electricity? That's awesome! Do you have an on-board computer? Of course you do... That's so cool!
     
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  15. Abomination

    Abomination How The Fuck Are You Still Alive, NS

    What, my mods? Plenny of mechs do mods, I just do more.
     
  16. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    No, sparks are... I don't actually know. Everyone has one and if it's damaged you can die.

    I'm an engineer! Are you two?
     
  17. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    ... you chose to look like you came out of somebody's ass?
     
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  18. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    You're pretty!
     
  19. Nichrome of Iacon

    Nichrome of Iacon Co-Captain, Decepticon Representative | 18+

    An astute observation. Captain-Ambassador Nichrome of Iacon, Decepticon Representative, I'm the one you ask for the fireworks.
    There's quite a few more members of our species than a hundred.
    In that case you should probably have someone remove that rampant rust infection and the crystal growths, just saying.
     
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  20. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    Meanwhile, you're just stuck with that look.

    -Sneer.-
     
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