shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Now listen here squishie...
-Growls-

 

Okay, okay, I'm listening.

It's a good look. *smirks*

 

Like how humans have brains and hearts? Neat! Do you eat electricity or do you have a fuel? I feel like Wrench has asked this before me...

Wrench builds things, and breaks things, I mostly use the things he builds. We're part of DedSec, a hacktivist group!

So, you're an important robot. Got it! We do explosives a lot, I like strapping them to my drone and flying them places to make nice distracting booms. You know? Wrench makes that stuff for me though, I'm just good at the code and at running on buildings.

 

Do cloacas count, because I think there's some species out there who have both that and the male genitals in their mouth.

 

You´re. Not Touching. My. Frame.
GrOwLiNg

 

N I C E.
*_*

Are genies different from ghosts? I missed my Hogwarts letter and I tune out Josh every time he starts talking about that Tolkien shit so it's not like I'd know.
?_?

Do it do it do it do it.
^_^
[He punches Marcus in the arm to the beat of his chant.]

You could say that we're engineers. I engineer shit all the time. Fix anything up with enough time.
^_~

It's way more fun breaking it though. Way, way more fun. Breaking it and then setting it on fire. That's how you deal with problems, believe me.
._.

At least one hundred and three.

 

Oooh! What are you hacking?

Not even meee?

 

Everything!
!_!
*_*
9_9

 

... I dunno, actually. Maybe?

... damn, nature is weird.

Duh! Genies are alive!

 

Why?

 

Are ghosts actually dead?

Just to fuck it up. Why not everything?
@_@
?_?

 

*Starts laughing and leaning away*

Stop it dude, I will maybe. I have to be secretive about it though, I doubt the robots would like kiki poking around.

Drink all the booze! Hack all the things!

Mostly we hack assholes who do shitty things with their money and power. Gotta bring them down to the same level as anyone else, right?

 

trolls do.

*His face is completely straight.*

 

*rolls his eyes* Yeah. It's what makes them ghosts.

 

Ghost servers aren't dead.

 

No, fuck that dude, just fucking Neo the shit out of it. Just goddamn, just fucking chosen one the absolute hell out of this place. Go nuts. Stop bullets with your fucking mind.
*_*

What about ghosts that aren't dead though? Like poltergeists. They're not fucking dead, they're just assholes.
(._(.

 

... okay, now I see how that would work. Bulges, genetic material and buckets... yeah, I can picture it.

Ghost servers are computers, right?

You sure?

 

-snarls, then looks around, apparently at a loss for a target since no one is doing him the favour of either attacking or running and screaming-

 

I'm an expert on assholes. So. Yes. Absolutely.
=_=

 

our bulges retract into our vwastechutes. you havwe to be careful going to the bathroom vwhen youre sick or it might detach.