shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*wink wonks at him*

 

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I'm pretty sure I can't do the bullet thing... Unless this is just a program.

Yep! Computers that can't be found unless you know where they are.

Oh holy fuck what.

 

I'm kink shaming.

 

its vwugarly referred to as 'shitting dicks' and is incredibly painful.

 

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH US.
o_o
._.

 

I am personally fond of small close combat explosives. And wiring places up from foundation to roof as a trap.
Most renown for the planetary devastation missiles and slag though.

-shrugs- I don't have any reason to. I don't want to catch... that

-chuckles-

He's got the right idea. Is he right or do ya go by something else?

If you do I'll call in our hackers.
[she sounds more amused, than actually threatening]

 

my species doesnt havwe a concept of bullshitting. vwe arent like your kind.

 

-Lacuna waves prettily.-

 

He?
?_?

Uh, yeah. That sounds right. Is this... a pronoun thing? Are you asking my pronouns? It's he. I'm he?
?_?

;_;

 

-lunges at her, fangs bared and claws out.-

 

So, I guess that explains why they aren't dead...

 

I'm upset. This is upsetting.

I hope....

Wow, that's impressive! I tend to use my surroundings more than not? Hacking a junction point to explode whenever someone walks near and stuff like that, usually it doesn't kill them. Unless they have a heart condition.

You have hackers too!? I mean, of course you do! Bring it on!

 

-Welp, she's bowled over.-

 

im sorry that my natural biology is so disgusting to you.

 

It's just... upsetting. I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me. I'm sorry if I insulted you, sir.

 

[Like magic-- rave magic-- Burlesque is there. And scooping Lacuna out of range while looking disgusted. Sweet Primus what the fuck is that.]

 

youre going to make my misery glands vweep blood.

 

I'm not. That's fucked up dude. That is so fucking fucked up.
;_;

 

what the fuck did he do that for?