shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Well he's answering! It's better than asking the hounds anything.

 

Shoving a stick in my eye is better than talking to the hounds at all.

 

shovwing a stick in your eye is a vwonderful and relaxing experience that i highly recommend to evweryone.

 

Sounds awfully complicated, though. Perhaps you should show me how? A little demonstration?

 

its also a once in a lifetime opportunity and ivwe done my part.

 

Sunshine gives Dualscar a w1ther1ng look.

Then he turns back to Norm. "Our host, the eternally loathesome Stanford Hotass P1nes, has all the 1mper1al schoolfeeds on the educat1onal server, Norm. Go through them, and 1f you have any quest1ons, ask me and 1'll tell you the truth. Even at my most char1table...1 have to rem1nd you that th1s asshole 1sn't from my Altern1a."

Sunshine shrugs. "Though 1 have to say, gett1ng thrown over for the Handma1d 1s way more flatter1ng than gett1ng thrown over for some bullsh1t human not1on of monogamy 1n a relat1onsh1p w1th a member of a blatantly non-monogamous spec1es."

 

*laughs sheepishly* Oh yeah, right. The schoolfeeds, of course! I forgot about them, honestly. Didn't feel much need for them, with you right there and how I can learn most of the stuff I wanna know hands-on.

That Handmaid thing is... weird.

 

*throws a stick at dualscar's eye anyway*

 

"Not when you th1nk about 1t." Sunshine shrugs. "You know how he feels about death, fate, and everyth1ng generally cons1dered 1nev1table. Fuck1ng 1s probably the best poss1ble result of the two of them meet1ng each other."

 

´Lo! No pers´nal offense but bI´m stayin over here on account I don´t wanna squish ya.

Speak fer yerself! -tries to shoot the stupid sign again-

See?

-More shooting of that damn sign. How dare it-

 

Yup, that would make sense if pretty much every NSFW mod I've seen -that wasn't malware- weren't sloppily coded by horny teenagers with an AI fetish. I think I've seen several that were misspelled. I've thought of asking one of my friends but they've been busy.

 

(the eevee chirps happily, and then looks at @Clover.)
eevee!
(it greets her and wags its tail.)

 

[Stalker]: -opens mouth, receives glares from all other members of the crew, closes mouth-

 

Like a bird?

 

Now, that is no way to act. Please keep your anger issues to yourself

 

No.
=_=

 

-hey look, a six hand flipoff-

 

[Angel]: -takes pictures-

 

-poses, still flipping them off-

 

[Angel:] -more pictures-