shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-to prove Val wrong she does a full ritual to summon beer. To transmute beer, actually. From a mason jar of holy water, Constantine style. The result is, quite literally, divine. And still in a mason jar-

 

[Is there a straw. There doesn't look to be a straw. This probably will not stop him but pls god let there be a straw.]

 

-because of rave magic, a straw appears at that thought-

 

[Thank god. He immediately shoves the straw under his mask, despite how stupid this looks, because he is a CREATURE OF GRACE AND BEAUTY.]

 

"Is Tiralir on ai-Talas? I think I saw it in one of Ma'Vali's romance novels."

 

-decides he's fun to fuck with and turns it into a ridiculous neon curly straw for lulz-

 

[thisisfine.jpg]
>_<
^_^

 

-token attempt at hiding her giggles. It's not very effective...-

 

EVWERYONE THROWV STICKS AT THE CYCLOPS!!

 

Al'rrhissim blinks. Yes, that does seem to be a human asking that question. She is too not-blue for a cereuti, too pale for a khalangaari, and does not have thalassani ears. The romance novels could be import, the thalassani-typical affectation... well, she's either a pride member for some reason, or doing a cultural translation.
Then she remembers she's been asked a question.
"Ah, yes! Three days by foot up the Teret riverbed. I'm writing my graduate thesis about the symbolism and imagery of the Eiluthien temple there.", she smiles.

 

You could vent out your problems if you feel. Just, please don't take them out on other people like throwing sticks at major organs.

*casually ignores it*

 

Mph?

 

hey, four-eyes, did i ask for the black knighting.

 

You must be new here. I would just keep to yourself and let them fight it out.

 

[He finishes his beer and then manifests a bat. It has nails in. He points it, very threateningly, then tosses it away from everyone.]
Fuck you! I do what I want!
>_<

 

-grabs his head and straight-up Terezi licks his mask up the side before letting go-



-looks thoughtful-

Not the worst thing to cross my tongue.

You continue to intrigue and disgust me.

Stow it. Nothing will top the black shit I horked up when you took up residence, fucker.

 

-looks intrigued- yer glitchin´.

 

Sorry. But I do take four-eyes as a compliment, so thank you.

Oh, I see this isn't a peaceful haven then.

My, what a barbaric weapon. Tell me, what gave you the idea to fashion such a unique design?

 

My mech, if it was they´da thrown me out on my aft! -laughing-

 

do you havwe any idea howv irritating your vwoice is.