shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*gives a small chuckle*

 

o_o
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It's a bat?? You beat people with it. People or things. Or you set it on fire?
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Everyone does this. Probably. Maybe. Maybe just me, but fuck it, I'll own that shit. I'll break fucking anything.
#_#

 

Aww, what's wrong with a small pompous accent?

 

We don't have bats where we come from. Except for the flying rodents. Those wouldn't look pretty if you set those on fire.

 

evwerything. stop talking forevwer.

 

Possessed. It happens.

 

-gives him a weird look-

I had something like that once! I think I stuck it my my leg though.

 

Kay. Never hearda that glitch ´fore.

 

ill pay you tvwo caegars to punch him!!

 

Set the bats on fire too. Just fucking set everything on fucking fire, my dude.
>_<

That is fucking horrifying on the level of shitting dicks.
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Whaaaaaat the fuck is a caegar???
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*She uncaptchalogues a caegar. For once, it's covered in suspicious purple crust that isn't sticky.*

 

Not quite a glitch. Something else living inside me. I'd evict the fucker but he made it so if I did I'd die. -shrugs- If he starts trying to use me for anything more than his voyeuristic entertainment I'm not afraid to fall on my blade if I have to.

Cute. As if I would let you, if I decided to puppet your strings.

-points to Val- That's my blade.

 

-looks viscerally uncomfortable with this conversation- Ven.

 

*Just sort of appears, standing there, holding a beer in one hand and a 6 pack in another*

huh. Here again.

 

Hey! You're Mask Dude's friend, right? -yoinks a beer. She gave one to Mask Dude after all-

 

Uh!? I mean sure you can have one I guess. Um, yeah I'm Wrench's best bro.

 

Hey I had ta fix it somehow! What´s shitting dicks?

 

When 'spikes' come out of your 'aft' with excessive bpm. Did I get the terms right? -looks to other giant robots for confirmation-

 

(a rat manifests a strawberry and begins to eat the strawb)

 

oh my god.